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lirik lagu dropping a popped locket - fap x3

[intro]
d~mn, everyone’s taking so long to get here
[moaning]
huh? hang on…

[verse 1]
everyone’s gone shopping and i pray it is a big list
got the place to myself, need a quick fix
hope the time on the line for the bisquick
is enough for me to tartar sauce my fish stick
i’m pulling laffy taffy, i’m getting slappy happy
and now call me captain fappy
my d~ck gon’ cry, call it sappy, sappy
my fingers got some sticky ends
from watching nikki benz go ‘head and l!ck her friends
but then i cl!ck, cl!ck, cl!ck to [?] friends
who are so flexible, they make figure~tens
gettin’ really nasty, man, watching kim kardashian
getting f~cked in the mouth while i rub one out
it’s enough, triple six, katy perry nipple slip
[?] if that’s what interests ya’ (eww…)
[pre~chorus]
i was all by myself and i was thinking of you~ou
amanda bynes, please be over 18 so i don’t feel so unclean
i was all by myself and i was thinking of you~ou, so cancel my appointment
you don’t make me hot, you make me sauna
advance in the pants while you shake it harder
pullin’ on my pork like a bacon farmer

[verse 2]
dirty thoughts impressed us, infest my senses
when it comes to booty there’s no one as blessed as
j~e~n hendrix and alexis texas
watch them get wet and then turn into an entrance
but be careful where you cl!ck, ’cause while you holding your sh~t
you might run into the jetsons (what the f~ck?)
or some weird sh~t with pets, son
friends’ll come in like accident, i bet, fun!
videos of tag~team, no triple~h, or the great [?]
i’d rather watch riley mason f~ck [?]
get distracted by gaga’s music vid
so she might be hotter if she didn’t have a (hehehe)
don’t want a cranky yanker while i’m trying to sank my w~nker
[pre~chorus]
i was all by myself and i was thinking of you~ou (yup, yup, yup)
alex mack, you got what i need, don’t run, let me put my straw in that capri~sun
i was all by myself and i was thinking of you~ou, so cancel my appointment
sprinkled every pixel of every frame
i would jizz if i played twister with jessie jane
money over b~tches but fapping over every thang
nah, just kidding, but

[dubstep drop]

[chorus]
you make me wanna fap, fap, fap
touch my thingy and whack, whack, whack
shake the tree until i’m dripping sticky sap, sap
big mac special sauce is flowing, i’ma need a napkin
lock my doors and close my windows
so the neighbors don’t hear me fapping
i got the place to myself, woah
pants off, pants off, unbuckle my belt
i got the place to myself, woah
when i (wick, wick) here and i (wick, wick) there
it’s my private carousel
[outro]
i got the place to myself, woah, woah
jay, um, what are you doing?
nothing
is that my beat?
yeah, but, um…
dude, dude, dude
you don’t wanna shake my hand right now
alright, bye
dammit, i lose more friends that way
(i got the place to myself)

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