lirik lagu dr. demento - shaving cream
one, two, three; one, two…
a demented song i will song you
a cl-ssic of poetry and wit
last night when i walked into my bathroom
i stepped in a big pile of
shaving cream, be nice and clean
shave every day and you’ll always look keen
last monday we went to the playground
to try out my new catcher’s mitt
i asked you to throw me a fastball
but you threw me a big lump of
shaving cream, be nice and clean
shave every day and you’ll always look keen
when i was in france with the army
one day i looked into my kit
i thought i would find me a sandwich
but the darn thing was all full of
shaving cream, be nice and clean
shave every day and you’ll always look keen
i once sang this song in seattle
i thought that my act was a hit
but when i got through with my number
well, down came a shower of
shaving cream, be nice and clean
shave every day and you’ll always look keen
shaving cream, be nice and clean
shave every day and you’ll always look keen
last sat-rday i went out jogging (huff, puff)
i like to keep physically fit
but when i took off my adidas
the soles were all covered with
shaving cream, be nice and clean
shave every day and you’ll always look keen
our baby fell out of the window (waaah!)
you’d think that her head would be split (ouch!)
but good luck was with her that morning
’cause she landed in six feet of
shaving cream, be nice and clean
shave every day and you’ll always look keen
here we are in this fancy, french restaurant
i hate to be picking a nit
but waiter, i ordered creme vichyssoise
and you brought me a bowl full of
shaving cream, be nice and clean
shave every day and you’ll always look keen
when broadcasting over the radio
there are certain words we must omit
like -beep-, and -buzz-, and -gobble gobble-
by gosh, we can’t even say
shaving cream, be nice and clean
shave every day and you’ll always look keen
and now folks, my song, it is ended
i think it is time i should quit
if any of you feel offended
stick your head in a bucket of
shaving cream, be nice and clean
shave every day and you’ll always look keen
don’t forget to stay demented!
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