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lirik lagu douche off - el zoinko

[verse 1: puff puff humbert, deejay]
hey mr. douchebag, why’s your ego so massive?
you know it’s 2 am and it’s dark outside
you don’t need those s~s~sunglasses
yeah, we all remember that hot chick you hooked up with once (bye, bye)
’cause you went on to brag about it for months and months (months, months, months, months, months)
yeah, we all get that you think it’s impressive
but ain’t n0body impressed with how much you’re bench pressing
buying smirnoff ice for girls half your age
telling all your douchebag friends that you still got game

[verse 2: andy samberg]
lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need hеre for the silly games
makе our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and i’m on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we’ve got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and i—
[chorus: your favorite martian]
dear mr. douchebag
we all agree that
you are a dumbass
why can’t you see that?
you’re a douchebag, do~douchebag
do~do~do~do~do~douchebag
you’re a douchebag, do~douchebag
do~do~do~do~do~douchebag

[verse 3: puff puff humbert, mr. douchebag, deejay, axl rose]
dear mr. douchebag, do~do~do you find it necessary to shout into your bluetooth?
or boast about high school rugby?
“and i would have went pro if it weren’t for my bum knee”
and why you got to complain every single time you’re not getting laid?
you douchebags are a lot of the same
“dude, let’s go, this place is full of grenades”
always trying to look cool, like it’s a full~time career
that’s why yo’ facebook pic shows you chugging a beer
you got your gold chain and your wife~beater on
so you can fist pump your way to the tanning salon

[verse 4: jorma taccone, hugh laurie]
i need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken, not lookin’ for love
surprised in my eyes when i looked above
the checkout counter and i saw a face
my heart stood still, so did time and sp~ce
never felt that i could feel real again
but the look in her eyes said “i need a friend”
she turned to me, that’s when she said it
looked me dead in the face, asked “cash or credit?”
and i jizzed in my pants
it’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
but we’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3
and now i’m posed in an awkward stance because i jizzed in my pants
huh
[chorus: your favorite martian]
dear~de~de~de~dear mr. douchebag
we all agree that
you are a dumbass
why can’t you see that?
you’re a douchebag, do~douchebag
do~do~do~do~do~douchebag
you’re a douchebag, do~douchebag
do~do~do~do~do~douchebag

[verse 5: puff puff humbert, mr. douchebag]
inconsiderate, ignorant
you drink, you get belligerent
you think anybody finds you amusing?
no, no, no, not even a little bit
you always find a way to stop all the fun
like, when you scream party foul at the top of your lungs
de~dear mr. douchebag, i caught you bragging again
trust me, man, n0body gives a d~mn what frat you were in
you claim you hang with celebrities when you don’t know any at all
“but, dude, i’m totally banging george clooney’s sister in law.”

[chorus: your favorite martian]
dear~de~de~de~dear mr. douchebag
we all agree that
you are a dumbass
why can’t you see that?
you’re a douchebag, do~douchebag
do~do~do~do~do~douchebag
you’re a douchebag, do~douchebag
do~do~do~do~do~douchebag
[outro: mr. douchebag]
“dude, it’s george clooney’s sister in law, i swear, come on
where the h~ll is my protein cake?”

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