lirik lagu dos gringos - my wife's vibrator
i used to be such a happy guy
the things were good between my wife and i
but now i just hang my head in shame
since the day, that i found,
the thing that turned my world upside down
now i’ll never be the same
chorus:
since i found my wife’s vibrator
something i couldn’t saw
(my wife’s vibrator)
a perfect replica of a c-ck
(my wife’s vibrator)
it was so big and fat
how the h-ll can i compete with that?
my wife’s vibrator
i pick’d it up, and weight a ton
to four “d” batteries to make it run
and the writing on the side said it’s name was “slim”
is this what it takes to feel alive?
three f-cking gears and an overdrive
when i turned it on all the lights went dim
when i found my wife’s vibrator
what is this all about?
(my wife’s vibrator)
the thing will knock her feelings out
(my wife’s vibrator)
don’t you there laugh
i swear to god it’s gonna split her in half
my wife’s vibrator
she came home earlier than planned
with me holding c-ckzilla in my hand
and i just stood there in a trance
she said “well, now that you know,
is there any chance you wanna give it a go?”
i fell to the floor and i p-ssed my pants
when i found my wife’s vibrator
i think … [part missed]
my wife’s vibrator
there’s no way you can make it fit
my wife’s vibrator
who did they model it on?
that motherf-cker’s got one h-ll of a schl-ng
my wife’s vibrator
i found my wife’s vibrator
yes i found my wife’s vibrator.
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