lirik lagu dollar$menu - christmastime boiz
merry christmas to my bros
merry christmas to my hoes
merry christmas to the other garden tools i bought at lowe’s!
all the townsfolk, they remember
my performance in december
decorate my yard with splendor
i’m the number one presenter
no pretenders;
no surrender;
i’m a jesus christ defender!
when i throw my christmas parties
all the ladies crowd around
because no one else’s parties can contain my christmas spirit
hostesses, they’re in their forties
yeah, they’re scared of me, they fear it
man, my pot roast, gotta sear it
christmas season, commandeer it
lord and saviour, i revere it
man, i’m preaching, can y’all hear it?
christmas is a time of giving
so let’s all just waste our livings
on the day after thanksgiving
in a walmart unforgiving
full of fakers who love money
and a deal they can’t forget
but i find it kind of funny
when their hearts fill with regret
‘cuz they’ve let satan in their lives
with their sinning on the internet!
i put the “kris” back in christmas
with everything i do
i am super religious
and my chast-ty is proof
not about burning bridges
i’m a man on a mission
make the conscious decision
celebrate the due auspicion
spend your hours in the kitchen
yeah, nutritious and delicious feasts
featuring exotic beasts
and pounds on pounds on pounds of meat!
inspiration to the bishop
nothing shakes my faith, it’s rigid
and the science which denies it
is most certainly fict-tious
i love jesus and i show it
make sure everybody know it
i’m the host
with the most
and i’m finna
drop some roasts
merry christmas
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