lirik lagu dogs die in hot cars - lounger

i know nothing
don’t know much
i think my education’s
gone out to lunch

i can’t remember
i can’t think
what is the difference
between iron and zinc

i can listen
i can speak
but my conversational skills
are gobblesegeek

i know harold
in 1066
got shot in the eye
with a long pointy stick

revolutions and world war ii
is it true what they say
that charles de gaulle was a hero
and churchill’s a nero
i threw that away

i get up when i like
wear anything i like
don’t keep up with the cool
i make up my own rules

don’t have to eat my greens
or keep my bedroom extra tidy
’cause n-body is around to tell me off

now
i can lounge about in my house ’cause lounging abow-ow-ow-ow-out
is gau-au-au-au-au-ood

i know all
i need to know
why talk swahili
if it’s where i won’t go

latin is clever
and s-xy is french
sprechen sie deutsches
would hardly make sense

inquisitions and missionaries
seem fairly bizarre
do i follow commandments from moses
or battles of roses
i am a ca-zar