lirik lagu doctor destruction – cosmos 105.7 (skit 3)
[skit: kyle, dj buck naked, caller, (cousin)]
105.7 the cosmos, it’s your boy kyle here with dj buck naked. the phones are off the hook here at the studio. people are calling with sightings of doctor destruction using ultralight beams to destroy entire planets from his sp~ceship, which he calls the sharon destroyer
jesus christ, this dude has completely f~cked it up. am i right kyle? but god d~mn, does he make a good album. it’s got a perfect theme to the universes in
i couldn’t agree more with you there, buck. let’s take a few callers!
oh my god is this, is this the cosmos? did i make it on the radio, did i win anything?
yes this is cosmos 105.7, but you didn’t win anything. do you have anything to say to us?
yes, it was doctor destruction! man, first of all, i was f~cking my cousin! then the whole world exploded and, and i couldn’t believe it, it was rad! i thought i was having an explosion of an ~rg~sm, and then i see cat guts out! here, my cousin’ll tell you!
(so i f~cked my cousin, and out of f~ckin’ nowhere this planet exploded. now i’m like floating down in sp~ce b~tt ass naked.)
oh wow, you guys are g~y as f~ck! i wasn’t expecting that, i mean i think it’s great. you know, it is 2097. and a guy, a girl, or a lampshade can be whatever the f~ck they want to be, god dammit, they should
anyway, how are you calling?
(on my cellphone.)
okay, this is weird. next caller!
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