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lirik lagu dispencery - eminem disses trump again (parody)

[verse 1 – dispencery as eminem]
it’s the calm before the storm
wait… how do i start this off?
i forgot (flashcards are held up)
oh yea
that’s an awfully hot
coffee pot
should i drop it on
donald trump?
probably not…
but i want this d-ckhead to see what time it is
so i’ma chop off his c-ck
with a pocket watch (breathes heavily)
that’s going to be messy
you should probably wash it off
i did the same thing to papa doc
and when i rap like this
it looks like i’m trying to pop-and-lock (breathes heavily)
she get’s a m- aaaaaaaaahhhh
i should probably stop
-chka- -chka- slim shady
hi kids! do you like violence?
want to see me stick mike pence
with each one of my knives quick?
and then i’ll squeeze his hand tightly
so i can use wordplay and say that that is a “vice” grip
then i will slide into his wife’s insta
like “hi b-tch, you got nice t-ts. be my side-chick?
sorry. bye kim!”
i am sick of this rhyme sh-t
no wonder my eyes twitch whenever i spit
coming off of the top like dandruff does
99.9% of my rhymes are about random stuff
like last week i was in canada
with a camera filming a panda chug
a gigantic mug of camel c-m
dammit, bruh! i love playing candy crush
those lines were meaningful
got a couple questions
tell me why am i spittin’ stale?
why is my flow about as stagnant as the water in a wishing well?
what do you call batman when he skips church? christian bale
i saw that in a meme
and if this halloween you’re dressing up in some orange trump skin
i’ma have to jack-ya-lantern and start smashing pumpkins
i used to rap about smacking women
but now i’m actually different
i’m the lyrical miracle, hypocritical, liberal
a rapping version of kathy griffin attacking villains
so donald trump, you’re a punk!
and the only thing you’re fantastic for
is giving me media attention stretched
across the board
especially, when i coincidentally have a new album coming out in stores
even though my last good cd was in 2004

[verse 2 – dispencery as eminem]
i feel like curtis jackson now that i’m 50
but the power within me could still devour a city
about a hundred thousand and sixty
slim shady stans are still surrounding my every
move that i make cause my music is great
but the usually hate
cause they just wanna be me
whenever they see my on mtv or b.e.t
so they make fun of this rapper
a tweet or a status about how they wasn’t feeling a track or
they go and make a parody video
of my freestyle right after
even though they know that at the end of the day
i am still their master
will the fake slim shady please stand down

[verse 3 – dispencery]
i don’t mean to be disrespecting the legend
but i felt it was the only way that i could get any of your attention
so as a n0body with no following
i got nothing to lose, just something to prove
so listen, i love that eminem verse
but i felt there was a couple of things missing…

this racial tension, why is the media needing to spark it?
we are the easiest target, no wonder we’re feeling r-t-rded
so i’mma go on record right now by saying
that both fox news and cnn are equally garbage
because this race-baiting and hate making has painstakingly
changed ways that we basically raise babies
it’s amazing that we
forget the fact that no human is born racist
even the puppets in government with orange faces
so let me just say this
it’s not your fault if you’re racist
it’s just your brain is
being invaded by ignorant hatred
so its time to stand in front of the mirror and change it
so when i see my face in
the reflection
i know that i’m given
white privilege cause of my skin and
my pigment
and when they see my name on a resume
they know that i’m different
but that’s not to say white people don’t struggle as well
but when you have a white male doing rails
and a black man doing crack, then
i don’t think you need to wonder who’s gonna be the one suffering stuck in a cell
this country is under a spell
and not to take anything away from the terrorism and bomb threats
but can we for once just address
the prison industrial complex?
the government is making money offa making criminals
aww… yes
gerrymandering your city until it is miserable and individuals all stress
so next time you watching tv
and you see someone taking the knee
during the national anthem
take a second to breathe, calm down before having a tantrum
especially if you’re sitting down
with your hand in
a bag of doritos
and you are not standing

we need to get rid of division
no matter what color your skin is
underneath this sh-t, n0body is different
whether you’re muslim or christian
or don’t even follow religion
the only way to stop fighting each other is to
get rid of that d-mn television
republican or liberal, the only choices we were given
donald trump or hillary clinton?
this system was rigged to begin with
we got a long way to go but
the first step is- acceptance
and i think that they only way we can succeed is
if both sides become malcolm in the middle
and stop being extremists
then maybe one day we can finally find out what peace is
peace, kid

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