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lirik lagu dillweeds - the devil went down to a waffle house in georgia

hey dad, what do you know about the devil?
i know a lot about the devil son, wanna hear a really cool story?
yeah i do
so the devil, he lives in connecticut
oh wow
he used to be a hartford hawks fan, but now they suck
so then he went down to georgia
wanna hear more about his story down to georgia?
yeah
so when he was driving down to georgia, there was a lot of traffic
he even lost gas
no way
so, when he went to get more gas, he stopped at the convenience store so he could get chips
oh, i like chips
i do too
wanna know what types of chips he got?
yeah
he got fritos
oh, nice
it only cost him a dollar eight cents
wow
and he paid a dollar ten
he didn’t even want the change back that’s how cool the devil is
seems like a nice guy
he is very nice
so when the devil went down to georgia, once he reached south carolina, he said “hey, i am pretty close to georgia. oh, but look, it’s 7 pm”
that’s when people start sleeping
so, he realized, “what do i do down in georgia?”
and said “people will probably make a song about this”
because it’s the devil going down to georgia
the devil doesn’t usually go down to georgia
so once he reached georgia, he’s like “what the f-ck should i do?”
he said “oh, i heard there’s waffles in georgia”
i like waffles
i do too
so he looked up on his iphone 6
he looked for places that had waffles
and he found waffle house located in atlanta, georgia
i like waffles
i do too
so, once he googled it, he started driving down to atlanta to get waffles at the waffle house
once he reached- once he reached the waffle house, it was closed!
no way!
it was 11:09, this waffle house closed at 10 pm
that’s pretty late
that is pretty late
so he’s like “darn, what do i do now down in georgia? i drove down from connecticut”
he’s like “i know what to do”
and he slept in his car
he was very tired ’cause he slept all the way until 10:18 in the morning
wow
and then he looked up
and he’s like “hey, the waffle house is open”
yay
so he opened his car door so he could walk out and then he locked the car door so no one could steal his car
and then he walked in and said h-llo to the waiter and the waiter’s like “h-llo, may i give you a seat?”
he’s like “yes, please”
so the waiter put him right next- on- on a stool so he could watch the tv
it was coastal carolina vs. florida international
the score was 8 to 2
go chanticleers
so he said “yay, go chanticleers”
and he’s like “oh, i should probably eat ’cause i’m starving”
and then he asked the waiter “what is here at the waffle house?”
and the waiter said “waffles”
he’s like “oh, i wouldn’t have guessed”
neither would i
i know
i never thought of that
and so he ordered eight waffles
eight? that’s a lot
he was pretty hungry
and when he got the eight waffles he asked for bacon on the side
also scrambled eggs
they also gave him free orange juice
yum
so he ate his breakfast and finished most of it except the one last waffle
he said “darn, i can’t finish all the waffles. i guess i will go back up to connecticut ’cause i can’t finish all the waffles”
and so he paid the waiter $37.19
he said “thank you” and gave him a six dollar tip
the devil’s really nice
and he drove all the way back up to connecticut
his car crashed in hampton and died
the end
that’s terrible
thanks

- lirik lagu dillweeds

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