lirik lagu dick delicious and the tasty testicles - masturbating for a brighter tomorrow
[verse 1]
what do you do if you wanna prevent a rape ?
you go down to the store, you rent yourself a p~rno tape
and what do you do if you want to prevent aids ?
you whack up on your d~ck, you smack up on your dingalong, ’till it needs band~aids
[chorus]
and you’ll be m~st~rbating for a brighter tomorrow
and we’ll free the world of disease and the sorrow
as long’s you’ve got your d~ck in your hand, you’ve got your best friend, oh no
and you’ll always know who will be there in the end
[verse 2]
what do you do if you wanna stop hiv ?
you leave the wh0re at the bar, whack your way to safety
what do you do if don’t want to knock your hoe up ?
(and i know you guys know this one)
and how do you keep from waking up next to some ugly sl~t ?
[chorus]
and you’ll be m~st~rbating for a brighter tomorrow
and we’ll free the world of disease and the sorrow
i sit eating tacos sometimes, thinking it all might end, oh no
as long’s you’ve got your d~ck in your end, you’ve got your best friend
and you’ll be m~st~rbating for a brighter tomorrow
and we’ll free the world of disease and the sorrow
and you’ll be m~st~rbating for a brighter tomorrow
and we’ll free the world of disease and the sorrow
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