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lirik lagu denzel benzel - completely bonkers and absolutely mental intense freestyle

[intro:]

the c-m man
haha
i’m sh-tting on the cancer guy, ugh
yeah
i look like a nintendo switch
i can hear my -sscrack and it does not smell good

[verse: 1]

sh-t on me, i’m pooing
i can’t stop pooing, i have to poo
i’m drinking a smoothie made of poo
and other liquid man gets k!lled by another liquid man with a nerf gun with an elephant
with a very big k!ller, i’m k!lling you
i live in a bucket, give me a f-cking entire keyboard so i can type my [??]
i wear the mcdonald’s hamburger fries
give me hamburger fries
i go to the flip-flop store and i have a flip-flop within my store and i give you a wh0r-
you smell like sh-t, you smell like sh-t and other nintendo switch products
nintendo switch
nintendo switch products smell like entire garbage and contain poo and feces and other nintendo products
i can’t stop pooing
i ate some taco bell and i cannot stop my sh-tting
i am having a very liquid diarrhoea fit, i have to-
orphan
organs get completely exposed when i have my knife in my entire other hand and then i grab my comb and comb my hair
i’m going to comb my hair and rip it out and rip my hair out
i have hair, can you hear my hair? yes, my hair is very sounding
i’m sounding my hair, i put it directly into my entire c-ck and then it goes and then it goes into my urethra and now i have a makeshift catheter
i pull out my uhh- uhhhh yeah yeah yeah
i’m wearing a very big hat

[break:]

is the beat done? what the f-ck
why is this sh-t so short?
that was a tongue twister
oh no, we’re going right back to the beginning
this is what i like to call a f-cking n-gga moment
oh yeah

[verse 2:]

put the bucket down and then throw up inside of the bucket
and then grab the bucket and then f-cking sh-t inside of the grab the bucket
and then you vomit, and then you vomit
and you do not stop vomiting, and then you continue to vomit when you are dying
and then you are dead and then you grab the hoodie and then you wear it and then you’re dying and then you’re wearing a baked cookie
and then you wear baked cookies for the rest of your life
i’m having a knife, give me the knife party
give me the knife party
we’re going back into the very big very big drawer
i have a drawer that i wear and then i cover it in garbage
you are garbage, you smell like garbage
and you look like acoustic person who is not weird
and then- then i shower with the bird and then i give you a back the mic and then you have the popcorn seasoning
put the popcorn seasoning back down inside the cupboard
give me the cupboard and a guitar
and i put the cupboard in the guitar case
and then i strum it like a very big guitar
i have a very big guitar, give me let me feed my fish
i have the guitar, i have a guitar and then i strum it
this is a guitar, if you did not notice
i have a lot of notice, and then i give you the notice with a notice
yes, i wear the blanket around the house like i am cold and i have mold inside of my house, then i have my -sscrack
i have a mouse, i am more like mickey
i hate those n-ggies, i do not like those stupid bouncy ball r-t-rded person without a [?] cover
and a [?] cover without a controller man
i have a frisbee unit without a entire man stand

[break 2:]

i wear the handle, give me the handle man
i have to end the beat again
and then it’s going back down to the squishy stress ball
inhale the bush, in-
ooh, i snorting when i smoke methamphetamine
give me the methamphetamine that gets snorted and then you smell like horton hears a who
he hears meth
he hears it when you do not understand what you are hearing
what are you hearing? i’m not entirely sure
please tell me what you are hearing
i’m going to eat a sandwich right now
i’m eating a sandwich as we are speaking
it tastes like tomato paste put within mayonnaise and bread
f-ck
yeah, it does not taste very all-that impressive

[verse 3:]

sandwiches taste impressive
put your fan and direct it at my microphone
i smell like microphone man and then he gets microphones
i have a pencil and i’m fidgeting with a fidget spinner
yes, it’s a fidget spinner but it’s also a f-ggot spinner
it smells like sh-t and it spins f-ggots
i sh-t on, and i sh-t you not
this is not what i call a r-t-rded person
and then i do not can’t not walk
i have a pop filter but it’s not popping
what’s popping? i’m not sure
give me the toilet paper so i can successfully jerk off and then hide it and then not tell you about it
oh no, i’ve revealed my secret
i have crack dinner within a cancer portion of a portion of cancer
give me the portion of cancer
string bean salad, give me the string beans
give me the entire string bean salad
i wear a f-cking uniform
i don’t wear the uniform though
it smells like kkk and i cannot handle that
give me toothpaste, i have very bad not very a lot of toothpaste
eminem and 50 cent, why do i have you? you are going to sh-t
yeah, this is the way that i am not
i have first place ribbons in every single being
i am being a r-t-rded person without actually being r-t-rded
microphone level, turn yourself up like you turn me on
i turn myself on, oh sh-t, i turned myself on, f-ck

[break 3:]

lamp cancer, lamp steering wheel
wear the lamp within the man
i go to leon [?]
i can’t figure out what to get cause i don’t know what leon sells
broken microphone man, broken microphone man
broken microphone man, broken microphone man
broken microphone man, broken microphone man
broken microphone man, broken microphone man
broken microphone man, broken microphone man
they call me mr woman, i’m not sure why
probably because of my d-ck

[verse 4:]

and my b-lls and my v-g-n- and my b00bs
i am very fat and i smell like moobs
they call me broken microphone man, broken microphone man
broken microphone man, finding nemo is hiding behind my bin
broken microphone man, broken microphone man
i have a lot of trash and i put it back into the trash compactor where it belongs
it’s use out of the trash compactor, i’m going to spew out spit
i can’t stop spitting
ew, it looks like a jew
i’m going through you into the gutter, yeah
sheet music time
bear cat, smelly bear -ss
smell me, i have [??] my bear cat hair -ss
[?] smack the mattress, get the mattress man
give me the f-cking bingo card
i’m trying to play bingo with my overweight and also overage and also underage grandfather
he’s under my age and he’s my son actually
i’m calling him my grandfather because i have early onset stage early dementia

[break 4:]

alzheimer’s disease, alzheimer’s disease
alzheimer’s disease, i have bees
ow, my hand was smacked within a chicken n-gga
i smell like n-gga, i smell like n-gga
i smell like n-gga and i’m hungry
give me more food when i’m hungry
i smell like hungry, i’m very hungry
give me my money back, i give me my money back
i give myself money
i’m going to rob your store and give myself money
i cannot stop giving myself money, it’s an addiction
i need money and cash, and within the money
within the money, give me it, give it to me
put yourself into my trunk, please
i require the money, give me the trunk keys

[verse 5:]

give me the car keys, i will give you back a rv
i will smack you with a armchair, i will hit you in the arm with an armchair
yeah, broken person gets completely exposed by other me- media
means of communcation
snapchat is for r-t-rds, that’s why i use it daily
but i don’t use it very often, i’m not no r-t-rded james daley
i have smelly stupid man gets syndrome, yeah
i l1ck the windows, they’re flavoured like grapes
i cannot stop raping women
ninja gaiden 3, ninja gaiden 2
ninja gaiden 1, ninja gaiden but it’s actually kind of fun
i can’t imagine a world in which that exists
hairline twist, n-gga gaiden
i’m guiding my n-ggas, i’m guiding my slaves
i’m gliding, i’m guiding them towards south asian
i’m gliding around within them, i’m giving
i have macgyver, he’s making me craft an entire pickaxe

[break 5:]

i don’t have a pickaxe though, i don’t have a pickaxe and i don’t have anything to sharpen my pickaxe
i will instead use my entire big and big and big
and i will kick the rocks and make the rocks into the sandwich that i am trying to devour that tastes like tomato paste
mmh, crunchy window block
eat the window, mmh, crunchy, eat the window again and then crunch and i crunch last
they call me big bill and i’m not sure why
big and big bill, big bill, big bill cosby, that’s my rap name
actually no, it’s not
i have a bar of chocolate and i am a bar of chocolate and i can’t eat bars of chocolate
and i eat the bar of r-t-rd, i smell like har
i smell like go into harm’s way
i smell like a car, i sh-t on the far
i sh-t on the farside of the gym

[verse 6:]

i hit you with the jizz, i hit you like i’m jim
i smack you with a guitar pick until your d-ck is looking like thin
and it’s thin and it’s breaking and breaking down into molecules
i don’t have other molecules, i’m hitting my g- guitar off the car
and then it goes into the armchair, give me the armchair
wear it again and go back into the lazy boy and become a lazy man
you’re going to drift back and forth within the parking lot
and then you’ll die and then you’ll become a paralyzed person of society
you are now disabled, smell like sh-t and smell like disabled
i sh-t and can’t c-ck, i can’t c-ck the gun
i c-ck a hole, i put c-cking in the hole and then become c-cky human being
wear the razer mousepad, where is it? i can’t find it
broken piano man, broken game can case
broken cancel hand, broken can can
broken i can’t do it, i can’t walk
i can’t wear the f-cking stupid microphone that is broken
wear it on my hand
i have a wrist launcher wrist watch that sh-ts mo-
ok, i can’t say that word or i’ll have to sh-t my pants
i didn’t do it yet, i haven’t done it and i will not do it forever, yeah

[outro:]

mr manchild kicks the a- age person
he’s very aged and he’s aged like fine gouda and fine kids and smelly like gib
i’m a gif
shut up you stupid r-t-rded person
stupid stupid r-t-rded f-cking r-t-rded idiot stupid idiot
wear the water bottle on your hand

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