lirik lagu deeee234 - deborah
[verse]
one day there was this lady
her name was deborah
and she had to go to the supermarket and get some food
there was nothing to eat in the house
the fridge was empty, the freezer was empty
and she had two little children that were very hungry
and they were like little birds
so she said
“okay,” she said
“i have to go to the supermarket, but i don’t have any money
what am i going to do?” she said
“well, i know what i’ll do
i’ll go and rob some meat”
so she queued up in the supermarket
and she went into coles
and she’s pushing the trolley and she’s looking at the meat
and she was thinking
“that minced meat would make a beautiful shepherd’s pie for my children
ah, they are so hungry, i’ll take it
but where do i hide that meat?
i don’t know where i’m going to hide it”
so she put it in her trolley
and she pushed the trolley
and she went behind where the cereals were and she looked around and she said, “n0body’s looking at me”
but she didn’t know there was a camera that was following her in the supermarket
“okay,” she said
“i know what i’ll do, i’ll hide this packet of meat in my knickers”
so she lifted up her skirt, and she lifted up her knickers
and pushed the meat between the knickers and the tummy
but what happened was
the meat was frozen
and because her skin was so hot
it started defrosting
and then it started leaking
so, as she was walking along
there was blood falling down, down, down
drops and drops and drops
and she didn’t know that the camera was following her
and the camera noticed that there was blood dropping out
so then there was this little old lady who was shopping
and she said “excuse me, excuse me, my dear
do you know you’ve got a little problem?”
and deborah said
“what problem? i have no problems at all
i’m going to go home and feed my children who are very hungry”
the old lady said
“there is a little problem, you’ve got a leak”
deborah said
“what do you mean a leak? onion leek?”
“no, not an onion leek
there’s a drop of blood on the floor,” she told deborah
and deborah said
“what blood?”
and she looked down and, sure enough, there was little drops of blood
and she said
“oh, that’s nothing, i’ve just got my periods
so that’s what’s happened”
and the old lady said
“come with me, i’ll buy you some tampons
and you’ll be okay”
and deborah said
“no, no, no, i don’t need to
i’ve got to go home, i’ve got to go home”
the old lady said
“no my dear, come with me
i’ll take you to the toilet
and you can put some tampons on, and you’ll be okay”
so, deborah said, “okay, i’ll follow you”
she went into the toilet
and then she took the meat out and the meat was all defrosted
and it was all becoming like, cooked with the heat of her tummy
so anyway
the old lady gave her the, the tampons and she put it on
and then deborah thought
“but i haven’t got my period
what the heck is going on?”
so, she, this time she put the meat, the minced meat in the back of her knickers
like near her bottom part
and then it started leaking again
and little lumps of meat were falling out
a little lump there, little lump here, little lump there
and little lumps were falling out like little meatb~lls
so then, the inspector came and said
“madam, excuse me, madam
can you follow us to the office, please?”
and she said, “what for?”
he said, “you have to come to the office we have
our camera saw you hiding a packet under your skirt”
so, she said, “oh no, i’m caught, i’m going to go into jail
and what are the children going to do?
there’ll be n0body to cook for them
they’d be hungry”
so, she had to go to the office
and the policeman said
“can you lift up your skirt so we can have a look and see if you’ve got anything hidden?”
she said
“no, i refuse to do that
you are, you don’t have a right to tell me to lift up my skirt
that is abuse
that is s~xual abuse and i’m going to report you to the police”
and they said
“okay, call the police then”
and she said
“no, i’m not calling the police because i feel sorry for you
but if i report you, you’ll go into prison”
so, the man thought about it, and he said
“yeah, she’s right
if i, if the police come to me and accuse me of s~xual harassment
they put me into jail and i will lose my job and
and my wife and my children at home won’t have any money”
so, he said to the woman
“okay, look, this time we’ll let you go
but you have to promise not to rob anything because we have cameras everywhere in our store
and anybody who tries to rob something, we know”
“okay, i’m going home now,” she said
“i’m finished, i’ll pay for what i bought and i’m going home”
so, she had a few bits and pieces in her trolley, so she paid that
and she was going home
and the lumps of meat were falling bigger and bigger and bigger
and somebody said, “look at that woman, she’s had a big accident”
they went running and said
“excuse me, madam”
she said, “what’s… what now?
what the h~ll do you want now?”
he said, “i think you’ve had a bit of an accident
look, it’s even red”
she said, “oh, no, that’s just mincemeat”
so, they said, “where’s the mincemeat coming out from?”
she said, “i don’t know, i haven’t got anything”
anyway, after a lot of hassle
she went and sat in the car, and then she said
“oh no, i’ve sat on the mincemeat”
and when she got home, the kids were waiting, they were hungry
“what are we going to… when are we going to eat, mum?”
“yeah, yeah, yeah, i’m going to cook soon”
she put a saucepan on the stove
and she put oil in it, and the oil got hot
and she was looking for the mincemeat
there was only the packet left in her knickers
all the meat was gone
Lirik lagu lainnya:
- lirik lagu kyma (fra) - ne refoulons pas nos maux
- lirik lagu selug - milli en cash
- lirik lagu alex sampson - friends
- lirik lagu twelvem - butterfly x touch it
- lirik lagu goddess fall - briefing
- lirik lagu m.o.e. rob - one day
- lirik lagu timvvs, jadar kez & laflareboi - sharing location
- lirik lagu honeymoan - look twice
- lirik lagu care bears - it's your lucky day
- lirik lagu jan-rapowanie - nie lubię la