lirik lagu dave malloy – don’t stop me
samson:
welcome to the first annual dance~a~thon at plain springs high
jaynie:
livecast to you digitally
mo:
live live live live—
dance dance dance dance—
a~thon a~thon a~thon a~thon—
commentators:
from the plain spring high gymnasium
contestants:
ooooh….
ooooh….
ooooh….
ooooh….
dance!
i give you my dance
i give you my body
and i give you my mind
in its perfect youthful prime
and i give you all my precious time
i will never fall behind
i will dance until i fall
sweating, exhausted and spent
yes i will dance until i fall
sweating, exhausted and spent
samson:
livecast telematically!
jaynie:
intermedially!
samson:
straight to you on the other end of the virtual wire window
jaynie
including our parents!
contestants:
hi mom hi dad
hi mom hi dad
mo:
and teachers, friends, well~wishers, relatives, exes, crushes, co~workers, and other random creepers who’ve stumbled across this feed on the web~
contestants:
hi friends
hi peeps
hi exes
hi creeps
(contestants jostle for webcam/screen time.)
all contestants:
if you’re watching this right now ~
roger:
i’m wearing the insoles you got me!
all contestants:
if you’re watching this right now ~
harper:
i bet you regret getting a new best friend, ashley!
all contestants:
if you’re watching this right now ~
dakota:
i would be totally shocked because my parents don’t know how to update their operating system!
all contestants:
if you’re watching this right now ~
grace:
get your ass over here! seriously! you can only compete as part of a couple!
contestants:
i wanna do good
i wanna break thru
i wanna do everything you want me to do
i wanna be great
i wanna be the best
i wanna throw the curve on the final test
i wanna do good
i wanna break thru
i wanna do everything you want me to do
i wanna be great
i wanna be the best
i wanna throw the curve on the final test
the past is dead
my youth is gone
and the future has its claws
digging into my neck
samson:
it’s important that you out there in hyperland understand how to “experience” a dance~a~thon
jaynie:
because it’s not any dance~a~thon
samson:
or dance marathon
jaynie:
historical fact: they couldn’t say “dance~a~thons” during the depression because dancing was dirty
mo:
dirty dancing
samson:
they called them “walk~a~thons.”
jaynie:
“walk~a~thons” sound more innocent
mo:
they’re not
jaynie:
but now we can call it a dance~a~thon because the past is dead and this is about triumphing as unique individuals!
contestants:
i am always on
always on fire
always on point
never ever tired
i am on speed
i can feel my bones
everyone is here
but i’m all alone
i am not a kid
never ever was
got a cold sweat
and my tongue is buzzed
but i will keep~a working
and~a dancing all night
even when i can’t breathe
and my chest is tight
mo:
this is about how they shake it
this is about how they sparkle it
jaynie:
this is about endurance
samson:
stamina
mo:
focus
jaynie:
dedication
samson:
writ large
mo:
rapt
commentators & contestants:
being entertained
by the human condition
jaynie:
on your personal computers
mo:
on your tablets
samson:
or other mobile devices
contestants:
dance on
dj:
each dancing “heat” transports us to a different historical era
samson:
that’s our dj, everybody! a big hand for the dj, everybody!
janelle:
i wonder what era’s going to be first?
roger:
i stayed up all night memorizing the jitterbug
ellie & zander: at same time
i hope it’s enlightenment polka
(zander & ellie are delighted but not surprised to have spoken in~
sync.)
ellie:
we k!ll at the enlightment polka!
dakota:
i hope it’s the obscene ancient grecian cordax
janelle:
or bulgarian tropanka, or ~
harper:
or anything // janelle!
janelle: on very close heels of harper’s line
or everything, janelle!
dj:
contestants must stay ‘in motion’ for the duration of the heat ~
samson:
whoever is left standing at the end, wins the prize!
contestants:
the prize
mo:
make sure you refresh your feed at home. otherwise your screen could be frozen and even though time has continued to advance forward you’ll still be looking at events in the past
samson:
what?
mo:
internet goes bloop
jaynie:
historical fact: we used to get “dialed up” to get online
samson:
but technology advances
jaynie:
and so must they
samson:
how hard is it to stay ‘in motion’?
dj:
your heart is always beating
your lungs are always breathing
your eyes are always blinking
your mind is always thinking
jaynie:
but just moving isn’t enough. couples are whittled away by something called sprints
dj:
sprints
(dj hits siren and strobe light. mo raves.)
mo:
sprints have been identified as a potential seizure trigger for people with photosensitive epilepsy. viewer discretion is advised
samson:
sprints are power periods designed to whittle away contestants
mo:
you are out!
male contestants:
first dance in
i want to win
first dance in
i want to win
female contestants:
i wanna win the prize
male contestants:
get the prize
get the prize
get the prize
female contestants:
i need to win the prize
male contestants:
get the prize
never close my eyes
female contestants:
i’m gonna win the prize if it k!lls me
male contestants:
gonna win
gonna win
harper:
i want to win
cyrus:
i know i know
harper:
and be a superstar
cyrus:
i know i know
contestants:
and my shoes are perfect
my backpack sublime
my compass and protractor are solid gold
zander:
i want to irrefutably crush the competition
ellie:
crush the competition
zander:
crush the competition
contestants:
my tutors and rulers
my clothes
my hair
roger:
i want to win
dakota:
i know i know
roger:
and redeem myself
dakota:
i know i know
janelle:
like get some recognition finally
it’s about time
just somebody notice me!
contestants:
and i dance
and i run
and i swim
and i fight
and i sing
and i vote
and i cheer
and i write
and i study
i engage
i recycle
i behave
and i work
i endure
i repent
i stay pure
i indulge
i abstain
i desire
i maintain
and i calculate
i prioritize
i partic~p~te
i apologize
and i demonstrate
and i capitalize
and i collapse
and i eulogize
and i dance
and i dance
and i dance
and i dance
mo:
and they dance!
samson:
so that’s a sprint
jaynie:
we’re almost done with the demo ~ short for: demonstration
samson:
when you hear the air h~rn, you’re gonna know that we’ve come to a break
mo:
cots are there in the locker rooms if you want to sleep during break
samson:
cot breaks
mo:
break cots
samson:
cot snakes
mo:
snot cakes
samson:
that’s what the cots are there for
jaynie:
but the secret is n0body ever sleeps
mo:
at least that’s what they told us in topeka ~ the only other school to hold this dance~a~thon
samson:
there will be a break every two hours
mo:
weirdly, the topeka high webpage hasn’t been updated since 2002, but the website admin was super helpful answering all the student council’s questions
samson:
like how often to put a break
mo:
i compiled it all into a handbook. see: “the rules, regulations, terms and conditions of the first annual plain springs high dance~a~thon, as compiled by mo, publicly licensed for fair use.”
jaynie:
during this demonstration, the bodies of the contestants are biochemically calibrating the duration of 120 minutes
mo:
7,200 seconds
contestants:
i have been alive for half a billion seconds
and every single one of those seconds
has brought me to here
i have been alive for half a billion seconds
and every single one of those seconds
has brought me to here
dj and henchmen:
oh oh oh oh…
contestants:
and i am in the very best high school
and this will get me to where i need to be
yes i am in the very best high school
and this will get me to where i need to be
to the best college
(get me where i need, get me where i need to be)
gotta go to college
(get me where i need, get me where i need to be)
then to the best grad school
(get me where i need, get me where i need to be)
then to the best internship
(get me where i need, get me where i need to be)
then to the best entry level position
(get me where i need, get me where i need to be)
then i will work my way up the business
(get me where i need, get me where i need to be)
yes i will work my way up
(get me where i need, get me where i need to be)
i will work my way up
(get me where i need, get me where i need to be…)
towards the horizon
and i will never stop
til i have the best life
and the best house
and the best yard
the best portfolio
the best securities
the best partner
the best children
the best
gonna have the best
the best
the best
the best
to the best death
gonna die the best death
and when i die i’ll have my very own tomb
when i die i’ll have my very own tomb
of eco~friendly marble
and fair trade platinum
i will please you all
please don’t stop me
till i’m there
dj and henchmen:
oh oh oh oh…
(dj hits the air h~rn.)
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