lirik lagu damian lopez - biscuit and fries (skit)
biscuit and fries (skit) lyrics
yuh, welcome to krispy kreme where we serve hot and fresh donuts
how may i help you?
yuh, lemme get a biscuit, some uh… fries… some uh…
sir, we don’t serve any of those things but there is a mcdonalds across the street, so you can order those items from there
the f~ck kinda food service are you? who the f~ck doesn’t serve f~cking biscuits?
sir, imma have to ask you to please be respectful. plus, we are a donut place, we do not serve any fast food… well… other than donuts
y’all some f~cking b~tches bro, so, how the f~ck can you serve donuts but cannot serve f~cking biscuits? the f~cking biscuits and donuts are like the same thing
sir, imma have to ask you to please stop cursing at me. i can’t really do much about that
yeah, shut the f~ck up, y’all already know you can do that sh~t. lemme get some f~cking biscuits, and fries… and uhhh… i know you sell coffee, don’t you?
yeah, we sell coffees and uhm… we still can’t give you those biscuits and fries
b~tch, i know the f~ck you can, just get your f~cking recipe for a donut and change it up and make it into a biscuit. plus, all you gotta do is cut up a potato and then fry that b~tch, and next thing you know you got fries! so why don’t you got no f~cking potatoes?
sir, we do not have potatoes at krispy kreme. the f~ck we look like? we’re not no f~cking mcdonalds, d~ld~, we’re not no f~cking burger king. we’re f~cking krispy kreme, so b~tch, you’re gonna have to get out this f~cking drive~thru and move the f~ck on. okay?
not until you give me my f~cking biscuits and fries, how the f~ck y’all sell coffee but not no f~cking biscuits or fries? those are the two greatest combinations together, so give me my f~cking biscuits and fries and let me get a mocha coffee. so i can throw that sh~t at you!
b~tch, we don’t got no f~cking biscuits and fries you dumb f~ck! go across the street and go to f~cking mcdonalds for that sh~t. we serve f~cking donuts and coffee, bro… the f~ck?
y’all on that goofy sh~t for real though, i’m~~ i’m get~~ i want my f~cking biscuits and fries. why the f~ck do i gotta go to mcdonalds for that sh~t? don’t y’all got some f~cking biscuits and fries? y’all the motherf~cking food service. y’all in the f~cking food service. y’all motherf~ckers gotta have some f~cking biscuits and fries
tough tits, dumb f~ck, we don’t got no f~cking biscuits or fries. y’all gotta go across the street to the f~cking mcdonalds and bother their asses for a f~cking biscuits and fries and coffee. i could give you the coffee, but then again, you not gon’ get your f~cking biscuits and fries. so you better leave this f~cking drive~thru with something to get… or you can get this f~cking ass beating from me bro. i do not play that sh~t, get the f~ck off the drive~thru if you’re gonna be wasting my f~cking time. either get the f~cking coffee or leave, but when you get that coffee, you not getting no f~cking biscuits and fries. so shut the f~ck up, get something from here, or you can just leave where you’re holding up the line and go across the street, for your biscuits and fries
fine! f~ck your b~tchass! get~~ i’ll just go to mcdonalds then. f~ck you! i wanted my f~cking coffee, biscuits, and fries! you some b~tches bro
dumb f~ck. welcome to krispy kreme where we serve hot and fresh donuts, how may i help you?
yeah, y’all got uhh.. pizza?
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