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lirik lagu cyphanetik - most vainest

[interlude]
“did you talk to him?”
“just for a few minutes. he is so adorable”
“he is not adorable”
“how can you say that?”
“when we were kids, he followed me around
for an entire summer asking me if i had a v~g~n~”

[verse 1: cyphanetik]
smooth~talking, straight gorgeous
don’t even try to compete, y’all just don’t face for it
great scorer, getting fan mail
b~tches fall in love at first sight of my rats tail
[?] so ungrateful
count your blessings that i’m married and i’m faithful
auckland’s finest, let me define this
i ain’t the world’s luckiest person, my wife is

[verse 2: david dallas]
yo, my baby face got girls thinking i’m immature
blessed with features that make a supermodel insecure
they open they jaws, get down on they knees
they can’t look me in the eye ’cause i’m out of their league
and they know it, but they still get their hearts torn
the word handsome didn’t exist before i was born
the definition of perfection, you know i look tight
i’m the guy dudes get plastic surgery to look like
[verse 3: cyphanetik]
yah, i took time to ensure the [?] don’t phase me
the s~xiest [?] patrick swazey back in the ’80s
heteros~xual, get that d~mn straight
’cause i can turn a man g~y even on a bad day
pale face but my nuts got h~ll of a tan
y’all next me, y’all look like the elephant man
i’m an intelligent man while y’all be lacking or something
if looks could k!ll, i’d be a weapon of mass destruction

[verse 4: david dallas]
yo, it’s upsetting me, ’cause there ain’t no girls impressing me
the nicest chick i’ve ever seen looks like sh~t next to me
i’m so smart it’s like their brains work in slow~mo
don’t bother getting pictures with ’em, they’d just wreck my photos
so hold on, yo, y’all better learn the ways
guys can’t compete with me for girls so they turning g~y
so turn away, don’t get jealous, don’t play up
if the world looked like me, there’d be no market for makeup

[verse 5: cyphanetik]
the most [?] going to h~ll just
to ensure i don’t make jesus jealous
[?] but even when i stink bad
chickens still be chasing me like the guy in the lynx ad
you wanna go face~to~face? then let’s go
i’m a mix between joe dirt and the [?]
men know why i be the vainest
y’all wanna be like me? then y’all need a facelift
[verse 6: david dallas]
i make sophisticated women all grimy hoes, look
stay getting more phone numbers than someone buying phonebooks
but it sorta sucks, though, got girls by the truckload
tryna get in my pants, i ain’t abouts to f~ck, yo
look, girl, i don’t mean to hurt you
i smell better naturally than you do with perfume
man, i ain’t gonna mess up my head to get witcha
so shut your mouth, do my nails, and pass me the mirror

[verse 7: cyphanetik]
i ain’t a donkey, i’m hung like a male
whale, leaving a trail of cum like a snail
with the speed of an eagle, see, if i single
you’d be under siege, too (under siege 2), like a steven seagal sequel
lethal, fat b~tches get to hate him
’cause i can eat all day and still not put no weight on
so have your say, son, but i ain’t gonna listen
i’m in no competition ’cause there is no competition

[verse 8: david dallas]
no way around it, i keep it blatant
i ain’t vain, me being gorgeous is an understatement
i’ve come to face it, i’ve got a face that
could double for god’s if he needed a replacement
so, when i say this, don’t act startled
ain’t my fault i make tom cruise look like tom arnold
stay shining, none of y’all can eclipse
yeah, i’m a player, but you’re too ugly to play with this

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