lirik lagu cyanide and silicone - custodian
(yeah it’s well wicked)
[verse 1: brin]
b~tch i clean houses, put the steamer on the blouses
i’m putting in work, n0body ever should’ve doubt us
i got the sh~t spots off the couches
and now i’m working backwards
broom in my hand while i’m slouching
couple blocks down and i’m wiping up some vomit
underneath a table, found a condom, put it in my pocket
organized a toy room, got the cold sweats
cause i saw a minecraft plush set and i needed that sh~t
so i jet off, that’s how i get off
brian put it on his tik tok from a wrist watch
too many toilets in this building so i’m p~ssed off
i hate that i have to clean it
this old f~ck calls dale b~tthead and then he likes to call me beavis
the secretary had a very nice tight cleavage
mopping up the lobby tryna hide a hard p~n~s
so f~ck it, sit up on the automatic floor scrubber
4th gear, man this thing is really f~cking hard to steer i really mean it
so see it to believe it
i can’t believe i’ve walked with a crucified mop like i’m jesus
i can’t wait till my shift ends, i’m the meanest
when it comes to my laptop, cleaning simulator
when it comes to my fat c~ck, gotta clean it later
clean my toe jam to this wreckx~n~effect slow jam
i was born with a birth defect, so god d~mn
[hook: brin x 8]
you know custodians can keep the mop wet
[sample]
~what do you use this for?
~what? i have a wiping problem. i stick those little pieces of paper up in my brown eye and bam! no sh~t stains in my undies
[verse 2: dubby]
oh d~mn, it’s a dusty mother f~cker
i dust so hard my lungs about to suffer
and i don’t get paid very much for this sh~t
dale’s sl!ck and i’m bout to hit a devious l!ck
taking all the cookies and all the bananas
books, cd’s and it’s hannah montana
and some fanta, i drink it real quick, left the sink full of dishes
and i broke the broom stick with a stomp
and i hop on my bike, onto the next house of a big blue haired dyk~
she’s a herbivore so i water her plants
and i sh~t in the garden all over my pants
i went inside and i tried to flush them
they f~cked the pipes up and now they busted
i’m no plumber so i had to leave
i took the plunger and i p~ssed on the seat
i got a few more joints that i’m hired to clean
i don’t want to get fired but i’m tired and mean
i’m a little bit drunk off some old malt liquor
that i ganked from the cabinet of an old gold digger
f~cking dumb b~tch, she’s an old f~cking b~tch
she paid in b~tterscotch and a gummer on my d~ck
she had a bird and it was locked in a cage
it beaked at my nuts, yo i’ve never been the same
[hook: brin x 8]
you know custodians can keep the mop wet
[break/sample]
janitor b~tch, i’m the mother f~cking janitor
finding condoms all over the parameter
(b~tch)
[verse 3: brin]
yes, yes, yes, yes
yes b~tch, you see me with a cap to fill
tryna to clean the t~~th at the dentist that be yellow like a daffodil
i usually don’t rap unless i’m rapping real sh~t
so you knowing for a fact that i’ve been mopping on the castle hill
what you saying? i got headphones in
window got the sparkle cause i shine with my spit
uniform don’t fit from my spine to my d~ck
so i whine and i wince as i wipe up some sh~t
[sample]
spread my cheeks so they can see the f~cking stink nuggets!
pull up your f~cking pants, sir! now!
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