lirik lagu custodian - gay act ii
[intro: custodian]
aye
h-llo, welcome back
it is i yung glock
yeah you already know who the f-ck it is though
from the first music video to the next
it is i yung glock back in the building
pew pew pew skrraa pew pew pew
join men
’cause i am so f-cking g-y
i am ready to record the f-cking g-y of the century
[verse 1: custodian]
i never f-ck no b-tches and i never get no nudes
but i don’t give a f-ck ’cause all i want is dudes
on the first date bring some condoms and some lube
we might make a music video and post it on youtube
they’re like “hey, yung glock, how’d you get so g-y”
i say i play fortnite like everyday
they’re like “that’s not nice, i play it all the time”
i said “that’s why you’re going off on the g-ydar of mine
they’re like “a g-ydar? what the f-ck is that”
i said “it’s like a radar for your s-xuality in fact”
they’re like “how do i get one, man i f-cking hate the g-ys”
and i said “all you have to do is play fortnite everyday”
man i’m getting off topic what i really meant to say
is if you like dudes like me, then you’re probably g-y
“oh man you’re so h0m-phobic man why you hating the g-ys?”
because making out with dudes is h0m-phobic? i see okay
but i guess no matter what i do we’ll never get along
because you wanna beat my -ss because of one f-cking song
[interlude: custodian]
man who would’ve thought that actually like trying to come up with lyrics about being g-y is like so f-cking difficult
i know right
[chorus: custodian]
men! yeah i f-cking love them! i f-cking join men
everything there is to love about them man i love them
man i join men like everyday! (but why?)
because i’m so f-cking g-y (act two!)
men! yeah i f-cking love them! i f-cking join men
everything there is to love about them man i love them
man i join men like everyday! (but why?)
because i’m so f-cking g-y (act two!)
[verse 2: trash manifest]
hey folks it’s your boy trash man on the beat
gonna make another line rhyming beat with feet
gotta say r.i.p to the bbc
but just the channel we ain’t lying in the streets
been months since a feature i took a walk neature
advancing my g-yness call me a new creature
spreading the word i’m the new age g-y preacher
try to learn techniques i’m your big boy teacher
g-y act 2 you know it’s true
jacking on d-ck till i make the c-m spew
more feet on my face than an act of kung fu
going in sloppy and brown like a stew
getting successful you think that i’m cheating
if you got a problem come fight me you’re beaten
max caught a smell think he found the reason
trash man again on g-y act 2
[chorus: custodian]
men! yeah i f-cking love them! i f-cking join men
everything there is to love about them man i love them
man i join men like everyday! (but why?)
because i’m so f-cking g-y (act two!)
men! yeah i f-cking love them! i f-cking join men
everything there is to love about them man i love them
man i join men like everyday! (but why?)
because i’m so f-cking g-y (act two!)
[outro: trash manifest]
shoutouts to g-y act 2
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