lirik lagu cringe rap battles - shrek vs. nostalgia critic
[verse 1: shrek]
shrek is love, shrek is life!
life? that’s is what you dont have!
all you do is just make dumb videos!
think i care? idc bro
nostalgia critic? everyone’s a critic!!
but the thing is your videos aren’t nostalgic
you’re a meme, i’m the better meme, guy
you suck, but hey! keep on trying
[verse 2: nostalgia critic]
i’m nostalgia critic and i’m here to say
i got cool rhymes, be rapping everyday!
i remember it so you don’t have to
you smell like swamp, obviously lol
ur donkey friend had babies with a dragon
which is sus cuz ur supposed 2b a kid show
your a kid yo, don’t got rizz yo!
to be honest, i don’t even like shrek
[verse 3: shrek]
none of those words rhymes!
this is why you dont have a life!
did your girlfriend write it for you, bruh?
you gonna cancel me, yeah? jenzimibra?
[bridge: nostalgia critic, shrek]
you know what? i’ve had enough of you!
hah! what are you gonna do about it?
i didn’t wanna go this far but you let me no choice!
[verse 4: nostalgia critic]
ur dumb! what have you become?
u look lik used chewing gum, you smell like chum
you’s a bum from alabama, no presents from santa
my favorite show is hanna montana, you gramma!
i’m the real slim shady, baby, ya got rabies!
or maybe you hate me or you wanna date me!
you’re slow, so? you know you don’t got flow though, bro
you need to grow up, ya know who’s joe?
[outro: shrek, nostalgia critic]
wait, joe? who’s joe?
i thought you would never ask….
so, who’s joe you ask? joe mama!!!!!!
y~ yeah maybe i shouldn’t have asked
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