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lirik lagu crazymariobros - truth or dare 2 rap battle

[mario:] alright, guys

so, we need a quick way to end off this battle

so, what do we do?

[bowser:] well, we could do a rap battle

[mario:] huh, yeah, that is a pretty smart idea

alright, 3, 2, 1, go!

well, alright

you’re not ready for this

looks like all i have to do is diss

so, what do we got?

two turts and a scaredy~cat

well, that’s easy

time to reinvent this rap!
[luigi:] mario, you’re wrong

you’re so self~centered

your entire face should just be censored

all you ever do is pick on me

god, it never feels like i’m evеr free

so, i guess it’s time to get my rеvenge

to expose you, now

luigi will avenge

you’re conscious about your receding hairline

[mario:] luigi, we have the exact same hairline

[luigi:] oh, uh

yeah, i kinda forgot that we were related

um . .
uh, just~just~just forget about that!

[bowser:] luigi!

you’re an embarrassment to society

literally anything makes you drown in anxiety

do you want to live? you don’t have a will

you’re so anorexic, just stop and chill!

[luigi:] oh, boy, the fat turtle, what can you say?

there’s countless evidence proving you’re g~y

you break the scale with your infinite weight

time to end this off

woo~hoo, checkmate!

[mario:] ugh, you suck at roasting, just get a life

no wonder it’s so hard to get that wife
you see, i’m the master, i’m great with romance

while you just sit there and ruin your one chance!

[bowser jr.:] heck, yeah!

my first line in this rap

it’s time to show what i have, ya scr~p

you’re so freakin’ chicken, just go to the pool

then afterwards, i’ll take you back to school

[luigi:] hey, wait a minute!

what happened to this battle?

since when was this just a luigi rattle?

i’ve had enough, my true colors come out!

[mario:] yeah, we get it, you’re g~y

no need to shout

[luigi:] grrr, that’s it!

you know what i have?

[bowser:] not a good phone, for sure

that won’t cut it, pal

[luigi:] it’s surely scary, you all have to fear!

[bowser jr.:] god, luigi, shut up!

stop chugging your beer!

[luigi:] i’ve had enough of all the teasing

i’ve got something that’s surely pleasing

a piranha plant, just as a gift

can they hear me?

uh, yeah, go drift!

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