lirik lagu confusing guy - confused ?
i was folding the dishes while eating my sheets
my mama’s a virgin
she was walking my fish
one night in the morning i was eating my soda
my dog is a cow ’cause he was drinking a brick
i was burning my boss while they tying my sandal with candle
my girl started sucking her d-ck
i don’t like spaghetti while using confetti
’cause the mayonnaise is always getting stuck in my wrist
you k!ll me and i’m beating your -ss
and i’m telling my dad
i’m an orphan but that’s what you get
i was taking a shower from inside of the car
but they didn’t have none so i’m taking a sh-t
blind people can’t see
they just down to eat seafood
but if you deaf just listen to this
my mom couldn’t have have me
so when she gave birth
she had an abortion when i was like six
they keep calling me g-y but i’m not
that’s my boyfriend
he straight but he really attracted to men
if you bark like a dog
ima bark like a tree
’cause i’m grabbing a stick
i’ma shoot at ya pit
and my brother is weird
he was beating his meat
and i really seen him take his d-ck out his cl-t
i was smoking some beer and drinking some weed
it’s hot outside so i’m about to freeze
i had a heart attack for dinner
i’m driving my car but i stopped ’cause the lights turned green
i tripped over a building in florida, dakota
’cause the hippo kept walking on top of my screen
i’m inside of a wal-mart while shopping at target
’cause i really don’t want no kfc
well uhh this is the end of the song
i don’t know what to do now
i guess i’m just gonna talk sh-t like every other rapper
but i don’t really rap a lot ’cause i don’t like christmas
unless you present something to me like in cl-ss
but i don’t really like cl-ss
this girl with cl-ss tried to tell me she was bored one day
and i was like “why you just don’t write on the whiteboard”
’cause she don’t like to marker
but i marked her one time when she said she wanted to walk away from me
but i don’t like to meat anyways ’cause i’m vegan
but i do like when i give girls meat but they not vegan either
but every single time i try to date a pescatarian
they p-ssy smell like fish
and i don’t like fishing for sh-t i don’t like to find
unless he like a leprechaun at the end of the rainbow
that means you on that g-y sh-t
but this rain
actually one day when i was rain-
nah but like it’s a lot of things going on
like sometimes i drink juice because hawaiian punch
yunno know i mean
and i don’t wanna get beat up
unless i beat my meat
but other times i realize i can’t trust anything in the world
like one day i was taking a bath
and i realized my shower cap
but they don’t even like capital letters
but one time i let her do things to me when i’m in the mail
but i’m a male so why would you try to give me your mailbox
that’s that g-y sh-t
but alright this is the end of the song
but why would the end even the beginning if it never even start
but you gotta finish the race
this is a race war
like i’m black and she’s white
but you’re white or wrong
it doesn’t matter
it depends on what thong you’re wearing on a wednesday night
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