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lirik lagu clancy/zinewave5014 - now's your chance to be a [w/lyrics] — deltarune cover

[intro]
h~llo, every!
my name is spamton g. spamton
and i have a wide variety of high~value items
just for you

[verse 1]
so tell me, does this ever happen to you?
wasting every single day, yearning something new?
are you tired of bending over to the man?
spending every single night in a garbage can????

well if you’re tired of the bigger corporations
you may be entitled to financial compensation!
with this one weird trick, and in just one cl!ck
you too can become part of the conversation!

[chorus]
get your phones, call now
learn when, where and how
and then by tonight
your name’s in the lights
make your plans today
fortune comes your way
make the doubters pay
trust me when i say:
[verse 2]
now’s your chance to be a big shot!
be a big~ be a big~ now’s your shot!
now’s your chance to be a big shot!
be a big~ be a bi~i~i~ hahahahahahaha

act fast! act smart! get cash! spit bars!
buy shiny cars! become a shining star!
lose all that’s real! lose yourself to the deals!
get a feel behind the wheel of the automobile!

[chorus]
let the days go by
watch the numbers fly
cash so high; you drown
flowing underground
tame that rising buzz
same as it ever was
deals so good; it’s like a crime
once in a lifetime

[skit]
now, i know what you’re thinking:
“who are you? what are you doing in my hou~”
and lucky for you, if you call the number on the screen right now
you can get access to all of my secrets those royal pains don’t want you to know
in my new book, where i show my two~step plan to success!
[verse 3]
step one: seclude yourself to the highest degree
there’s no ‘i’ in team, but there’s an ‘m’ and an ‘e’
cooperation’s just an optional fee
if you find this all helpful, then like if you agree!

step two: swallow morals, and do it now
get a slogan that makes you say “really? wow!”
monetize your core, sell yourself like a wh0re
find yourself selling seash~lls on the sea shore

[chorus]
the man’s dragged to h~ll
you are just to sell
you are only fine
if people can buy
you live for applause
people see the flaws
you’ll finally make the cut
when you’re nothing but

[bridge]
allen wrenches, gerbil feeders
toilet seats, electric heaters
trash compactors, juice extractors
shower rods, and water meters
walkie~talkies, copper wires
safety goggles, radial tires
bb pellets, rubber mallets
fans, dehumidifiers
picture hangers, paper cutters
waffle irons, window shutters
paint remover, wind louvers
masking tape, and plastic gutters
kitchen faucets, folding tables
weather stripping, jumper cables
hooks and tackle, grout and sp~ckle
power foggers, and spoons and ladles

[chorus]
won’t pick up your calls
watch the numbers fall
cash so low; you cry
trend’s dead, now you die
chasing a longgone buzz
same as it ever was
fad’s just one letter away
from inevitable fade

[outro]
and unfortunately, we are now out of time
thank you all for tuning in, and if you want more sweet deals
make a stop down by my lovely shop
you know the place
just by the dumpster

- lirik lagu clancyzinewave5014

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