lirik lagu chris lackey - brownie batter
verse 1:
i woke up early in the morning
while both my parents were still snoring
see last night mom and i made brownie batter
for today’s delicious dessert platter
yum!
but i’m bummed
because after we made it
i tried to taste it
but she grabbed my spoon and said
chorus (mom voice):
well wait a minute fella
you don’t want salmonella
this batter has raw eggs
and they can make you barf
so if you want to eat it
we’re going to have to heat it
then we’ll have some brownies
that are safe to scarf
verse 2:
what mom doesn’t know
is that i snuck a taste
with exceptional haste
and i waited til her back was turned
just in case
but that rich fudgy flavor
i couldn’t savor
so in the morning while they’re snoring
i’ll ignore my mommas warning
chorus (mom voice):
well wait a minute fella
you don’t want salmonella
this batter has raw eggs
and they can make you barf
so if you want to eat it
we’re going to have to heat it
then we’ll have some brownies
that are safe to scarf
verse 3:
well now my spoon is full
and my mouth is filled with drool
from all that fudgy thickness
and chocolate b~ttery richness
bite after bite i keep eating it
because all night i was dreaming it
i’ve never heard of salmonella
this is better than nutella
but i can hear my mom right now
i know she loves to tell myaaaa
chorus (mom voice):
well wait a minute fella
you don’t want salmonella
this batter has raw eggs
and they can make you barf
so if you want to eat it
we’re going to have to heat it
then we’ll have some brownies
that are safe to scarf
bridge:
but later on that night
he got a tummy ache and died
at his funeral the room was full
and then his momma cried…
chorus (mom voice):
i told him wait a minute fella
you don’t want salmonella
this batter has raw eggs
and they can make you barf
so if you want to eat it
we’re going to have to heat it
then we’ll have some brownies
that are safe to scarf
(x2)
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