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lirik lagu chonny jash - the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

old godzilla was hopping around tokyo city like a big playground
when suddenly, batman burst from the shade
and hit godzilla with a bat~grenade
godzilla got p~ssed and began to attack, but didn’t expect to be blocked by shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of shaq fu, when aaron carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up shaquille o’neal, then they both got flattened by the batmobile
but before he could make it back to the batcave, abraham lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an ak~47 out from under his hat, blew batman away with a rat~a~tat~tat
but he ran out of bullеts and he ran away
because optimus primе came to save the day

godzilla took a bite out of optimus prime like scruff mcgruff took a bite out of crime
and then shaq came back, covered in a tire track
but jackie chan jumped and he landed on his back
and batman was injured, and trying to get steady
while abraham lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly, something caught his leg and he tripped
indiana jones took him out with his whip
and he saw godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun, which he just couldn’t find
‘cos batman stole it, and he shot, and he missed
and jackie chan deflected it with his fist
and he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
while abraham lincoln tried to pole vault over optimus prime
but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a care bear stare

this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, i wonder who it will be
this is the ultimate showdown…

angels sang out in an immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended chuck norris
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of indiana jones
who fell over on the ground writhing in pain
as batman changed back into bruce wayne
but chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed batman’s head in between his thighs…

…then
gandalf the grey
and gandalf the white
and ‘monty python and the holy grail’s black knight
and benito mussolini
and the blue meanie
and cowboy curtis
and jambi the genie
robocop
terminator
captain kirk
darth vader
lo~pan
superman
every single power ranger
bill s. preston and theodore logan
spock
the rock
doc ock
and hulk hogan
all the kids next door
dr. fu manchu
the adventures of lolo 1 and 2
tabuu
the doom slayer
the mind flayer
cap’n crunch
john mayer
the star you control in mario galaxy in multiplayer
the eighth lost sin
din, farore and nayru
scatman john
sans
madonna
don ordrive
and beirut
the queen of hearts
the king of spades
an ace in the hole
and a jack of all trades
colin hay
hey jude
jude law
loss guy
guy fawkes
squawks
tawks
a tox box
and the third eye of a psychic you met back in your last year of college, when your boyfriend dumped you
the annoying orange
eminem’s door hinge
a watched pot’s cold water
the second coming of christ
an escaped lamb to the slaughter
five coloured ties worn by guys from michigan
willard’s rat, ben
judas, played by tim minchin
flash, crash and slash man
bon jovi’s dropped beat
finn’s missing right hand
and two left feet
the final straw that broke the camel’s back
vegeta, ready to unleash a final flash attack
picard and data
steve minecraft, pre~beta
isaac, unbound
and neil cicierega
funky kong wheelie~ing on his favourite bike
“weird al” yankovic
and an australian lookalike
all came out of nowhere, lightning fast
and they kicked chuck norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe

the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually the champion stood
the rest saw the better

mr. rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, i wonder who it will be
this is the ultimate showdown
(this is the ultimate showdown.)
this is the ultimate showdown
(this is the ultimate showdown!)
this is the ultimate showdown

of ultimate destiny

- lirik lagu chonny jash

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