lirik lagu cheech chong - hey masterbater
sitting in my house, and i know that i’m alone,
feeling kinda h-rny got a tingle in my bone,
go and get my pants off and a picture of sharen stone!!
heeeey m-st-rb-t-r!!
i go a little faster and it’s feeling kinda nice,
once aint enough so i had to do it twice,
if you want to spank the monkey,
i can give you good advice!!
heeeey m-st-rb-t-r!!
(female moans, reaching climax)
i use some baby oil or a little v-ssiline,
layin down a towel so i keep my carpet clean,
never shake my hand cuz you dont know where it’s beeen!!
heeeey m-st-rb-t-r!!
i do it in my car when i’m drivin down the street,
one hand on the wheel the other on my meat,
cant get out of the car cuz i’m stickin to the seat!!
heeeey m-st-rb-t-r!!
(man moans, goat baaa’s, and man moans more)
since i was a kid i have been a m-st-rb-t-r,
choke the chicken, holdin the kn-b, squeezin the tomata,
i’ve lived here since november, now i’m gonna decorater!!
heeeey m-st-rb-t-r!!
buffin the banana, missle lissin, shakin bakin,
poundin on the flounder, and it’s mayanaise i’m makin,
spank the frank, whack the carrot, got my hand a dakein!!
heeeey m-st-rb-t-r!!!
(both man and woman moaning til end)
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