a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

lirik lagu chazer wazer - my bitch is on your dick

[verse]
i finally get money and get a b~tch, what a coinkyd~nk
my money stinky like a ho’s pinky fing’
we’ve been dating for 6 months now
she said soon i’ll get to go in this b~tch c~nt, whoa
i tried to kiss her on the cheek but she called me a sick f~ck, how?
i guess she’s just saving herself
i wanna unb~tton her sweater but i don’t sweat her
i’m just grateful she’s with me, i know she could do better
i wanna be on top like a trend setter
you see? i wanna get her wetter
b~tch, i wanna pet her
she leaves every sunday to go to church
takes my money and puts it in her purse
we live in la so she returns late night
sad because she always misses date night
her car’s been broken a while so she takes mine
it has to be expensive because my d~ck is smaller than her waist line
she has a really good friend called jake and he doesn’t waste time
in really good shape because he lacks carbs
every tuesday he gives her a massage
they feel weird about doing this in front of me so they go to the bedroom
we got engaged 6 months ago and it’s our wed’ soon
she convinced me to let him be my best man
how can i say “no” when she’s in this vest, d~mn
jake is currently living in his red van
so i said he can stay in the guest house
the bed’s broke so he would have to stay on the couch
he said “sorry chuck” and said i’ll have to stay on the couch
because he’ll turn into a grouch
i said “no prob”, look at her and went “let’s go”
she said “babe, i think i’ll just stay here”
i said you can’t stay here and sleep with another man
she said “i’m not, he’s my friend, what don’t you understand?”
i stood my ground for the first time, she was steaming
she said “if you want this p~ssy, you’ll be leaving”
flash forward to me alone on the sofa
just crying to myself, i want soph, uh
but she’s perfect, so i guess it’s worth it
i can hear him giving another massage, i heard this
skip to our wedding, cost over a mili
i hadn’t seen my wife all night, i felt silly
i went to look for her but i was stuck talking to aunt gilly
i try looking around but can’t really
as we’re scheduled to leave, she pops out the wardrobe
she said “jake will take me”, but i hired a porsche though
she says “great, jake can ride with us”
they’re in the back, they keep kissing
leaving me thinking and wishing
i tried to confront him but he thought i was dissing
felt something on my shoulder, it was him p~ssing
he said it was just a prank bro
i spent all this money, what a waist, yo
we get to our hotel and i see they’re f~cking
she’s on the floor sucking
i say, “what the flip? how could you do this b~tch?
“what, i’m only sucking d~ck”
“why did you never suck mine?”

- lirik lagu chazer wazer

Lirik lagu lainnya:

LIRIK YANG LAGI HITS MINGGU INI