lirik lagu chat music - mirror mirror
part i
[verse]
if i saw this movie on a plane, i would still walk out
this trailer makes me want to sit on the tv and look at my couch
i paid nothing to watch this trailer, but i already want my money back
“coming to a theatre near you” me: is that a threat?
they should have made rachel cgi instead
mud brown and the seven discord mods
the cgi looks much better when i turn my monitor off
“disney invites you” and i must politely decline
i’m rooting for the poison apple
why is lord farquaad playing snow white?
this movie should come with a disclaimer;
“no dwarfs were harmed, but your childhood might be”
i haven’t seen somеthing self~implode this hard
since that titan submarinе
mirror mirror on the wall
as a german; i claim “cultural appropriation”!
mirror mirror on the wall
snow white and the seven cgi abominations
making the dwarfs look like a ps1 hagrid was a bold choice
rachel zegler looks like a medieval squire boy
the marvels lost 237,000,000 dollars; snow white: “hold my beer”
disney used to make people famous, now it ends acting careers
mirror mirror on the wall, why seats are empty in cinema hall?
“mirror mirror on the wall, what’s the biggest disney flop of all?”
[outro]
shut it!
shut it!
part ii
[verse]
it’s okay disney, you can just cancel the film
we won’t be mad if you admit defeat
even bob the builder can’t fix this
disney achieved the closest thing to world peace
by releasing something we all collectively hate
“honey, why is there an earthquake here??”
“it’s walt disney rolling in his grave”
n0body has ever rooted for a poison apple until this movie!
go apple go!!!
actors with dwarfism: heigh~ho, heigh~ho, it’s off to work we~ no
they finally did it, they made a movie n0body is going to pirate
“did i frighten you?” no, snow white and her seven cgi did
disney’s next step is gonna be making rapunzel bald
i can hear walt disney’s frozen head screaming in the disney vault
“mirror mirror on the wall, who is the b~tchiest of them all?”
mirror mirror on the wall, who’s acting career is about to fall?
“rachel zegler is her name, this monstrosity will be her only fame”
showed this to my friend before we skydived
and he jumped out the plane with no parachute
that mirror is lying, it probably came from temu
“coming to a theatre near you!” moves
the dwarves look like they came from chern0byl
this movie isn’t releasing, it’s escaping
this makes the bee movie look like a vincent van gogh painting
thank you, disney
you’re the world’s best at destroying childhood dreams
is disney aware that snow white is supposed to be
more beautiful than the evil queen? (evil queen?)
(it’s hollywood, baby)
mirror mirror on the wall, no one’s gonna watch this movie at all (weird)
“mirror mirror on the wall, just how far will disney fall?”
[outro]
shut it! (weird)
part iii
[verse]
i think a happy ending would be
if she eats the apple and the movie fades to black
even microsoft is rooting for this apple!
cancelled youtube premium so i can enjoy the ads
not even oppenheimer could make such a bomb
disney is going down faster and faster
if this movie had been released in the 1900s
titanic would have been forgotten as the worst disaster
the dwarves look like none of them are allowed
within a mile of a school
the united states military should use this movie as an interrogation tool
zegler is gearing up for a new career as a cashier at tj maxx
when your lead actor is so toxic, she poisons the apple instead
lord farquaad couldn’t get the princess, so he became one
congrats for her transition
snow white eats the poisoned apple but is unable to sue disney for it
because she agreed to the disney~ terms and conditions
this makes youtube rewind look like a cinematic masterpiece
knowing that this movie exists truly makes me
jealous of the blind, deaf and the deceased
mirror mirror on the wall
walt disney disliked this from heaven
mirror mirror on the wall
3/21 is the new 9/11
“i find your lack of audience concerning” dwarf vader
dropped the biggest sh~t and didn’t even give us toilet paper
“coming to a theater near you” decides to live off grid
my wi~fi tried to disconnect itself to save me from watching this
if she’s snow white them i’m michael jordan
at this rate disney are gonna make mickey mouse a dolphin
this trailer made serbian film emotionally rewarding
the only snow that’s white here is the one
disney’s executives keep snorting
mirror mirror on the wall, when did lord farquaad get so tall?
“mirror mirror on the wall, who approved that wig after all?”
mirror mirror on my screen, can this trailer be un~seen?
mirror mirror on the wall, what’s the sh~ttiest remake of all?
[outro]
shut it!
shut it!
part iv
[verse]
i showed this trailer to my therapist, now he’s in therapy
snow white: h~llo, anybody here? projector operator: just me
snow white and the $7 total box office income
movie janitors are getting a day off with this one
i threaten my kids with this trailer when they misbehave!
rachel fuggler
this is the perfect movie to watch on a plane
the odds of 2 disasters happening to you
at the same time are very slim
even stephen hawking would’ve walked out of the theatre
if he’d had to watch this film
mirror mirror on the wall
off white and the 7 pr~nouns
mirror mirror on the wall, helen keller just gouged her eyes out
snow white looks like those indians that build houses in the jungle
disney used to touch hearts, now they touch you like a creepy uncle
“coming to theatres near you” please don’t do it, i have a family
this is possibly the only stepmom video i haven’t wanted to see
the dwarfs look like unused models from the polar express
she don’t need no likes, she independent now
independent from success
mirror mirror on the wall
snow woke and the 7 genders
mirror mirror on the wall
snow off white and the 7 registered offenders
mirror mirror on the wall, gonna give my therapist a call
mirror mirror on the wall, one shall stand and one shall fall
[outro]
shut it!
shut it!
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