lirik lagu chaotick - once i gave a mouse a cookie...
[verse]
somebody said i’d make a good villain
(you make a good villain)
and i rap, so i suppose that i could get it
(yes, you could get it)
that ain’t a fact though
sh~t i ain’t a rookie
(i ain’t a rookie)
but once i gave a mouse a cookie
(i gave a cookie)
he said i wouldn’t last as a hood villain
(b~tch, you wouldn’t last)
ain’t that the truth
i don’t even know the real meaning of the word boof
(what does it mean?)
cavity fillings my only silver tooth
(yeah?)
i don’t rock grills cuz they don’t really appeal to me
(they just don’t man)
plus, i don’t got money giving me the ability to get em
i don’t make bread like celiacs
it’s really wack
man, i want somе baby back ribs
(yum)
chili’s
i can pay you back with this d~ck
(h~ll yeah)
or a shady ass transaction
(shady ass transaction?)
or if we do it in thе dark, that’s a shady ass transaction
(okay)
or perhaps you’d rather have 59~10
21
(what the f~ck?)
that makes even less sense
but right now i’m testing the waters i’ve rested in for too long
that was when invested in my first bong
before my interest in dudes with huge b~lls
before i was used to abusing cooch raw
(f~ck)
if it was domestic i’d probably be inside jail right now
(sh~t)
you’d be getting battered, i would be striking out
(yeah)
i’d have no use left for my very clientele
(d~mn)
i’d have a whole noose setup i might die through
wow
my humor’s too highbrow, unless you chilling in my circle
(are you chilling?)
only angry when i’m blue, that’s why i paint the town purple
(i paint the town purple)
now that i rock the glasses i might do blackface to look like urkel
got me saying “did i do that?”
well, not yet, but i ain’t certain
it’s like peeking out the curtain of a minstrel show
(what the f~ck?)
and i ain’t tryna f~ck a b~tch when her menstrual show
(yeah)
you b~tches too afraid to get offensive satirically
it’s a gift i have
you get defensive and tyrannical it’s sad
(what the f~ck?)
and, incidentally, you cannot fathom why i gotta supersize lies like 90% the time
(why)
boohoo, it’s just the hoops i gotta shoot through
try to block me, i’ma f~ck your ass with a pool cue
(yeah?)
i get an excuse because i’m too cute, man
(i’m too cute, man)
i use fruity loops because i’m toucan sam
(i’m toucan sam)
i’ll sit your ass down using two backhands
and get you so f~cking dazed you can barely stand
and
(where the f~ck am i?)
it ain’t a phase, it’s a whole life plan
and ain’t sh~t that you says gonna get to me
(it ain’t gonna get to me)
i don’t gang bang, i bang things
no cl!ckety clack
no really, brother
i’m just tryna stick to these facts
(yeah)
it ain’t a stutter f~cker, your lyrics are literally ass
and not the good kind, you’re mainly just a smelly b~tt crack
(ew)
i got my foot finding a way inside of it, so do not look back
you’ll probably be shook that i’m even deciding that i would do that
(why would you do that?)
cuz even poseidon wouldn’t of tried it
or maybe he would’ve, i don’t feel like doing research
(i really don’t)
maybe i should’ve, now the answers black and white like tree birch
(like tree birch)
and now the meta’s giving whiplash so bad that i might regurgitate
but you see me and don’t think that he’ learned a thing
lowkey, i ain’t
used to be saint~like
sort of
(sort of)
now i just rape mics
sort of
(wait, what?)
sir, your profits have profits have tanked this quarter
least i ain’t disorderly
i do have disorders you will find normally
i ain’t that special
i might be autistic, but i’m an intellectual
that’s why when they talk like i’m little i interject them
(like, what the f~ck?)
like, what the f~ck you expect me to do
just sit here and let you speak all recklessly
ooh, too bad
i’m done with all you’re f~cking heckling
you rude, old hags
with p~ss oozing from your two titties, sagged
(what’d you say, sonny?)
who could imagine
i’d be rapping like this right now
i wasn’t asking
take your sh~tty comeback and pipe down
i use your sh~tty loose leaf as a cum rag to wipe down my used meat i was using to pipe your wife, ouch
(what the f~ck)
i ain’t gonna say sike
(no)
did you notice she was out of your sight
(you can’t be f~cking my wife)
that’s because she was at my house
i got all the videos saved in icloud
(what the f~ck, man?!)
for real, i ain’t even lying
(what the f~ck?!)
(foreclosure)
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