lirik lagu caleb kitchen - asexual
[intro]
oh yeah
yeah
i wish i was as~xual
’cause right now i’m a s~xual deviant
i want to put my p~n~s in
everything
yeah
i wish i was as~xual
’cause right now i’m a s~xual deviant
my d~ck’s the only part of me
to ever wear a wedding ring
i f~cked a wedding ring
(i f~cked a wedding ring)
[verse 1]
i wanna stick my d~ck
into anything that resembles a chick
anything with a pulse or not
i may be a necrophiliac
man, i find that sh~t hot
along with
clowns
midgets
old people with ages
above the double digits
p~ss
and sh~t
don’t doubt one bit
that i’m into it
i’m into all of it
[chorus]
i wish i was as~xual
’cause i belong in a correctional
facility
oh the humility
is actually one of my kinks
and it stinks that i’m hard right now
bro, i wish i was as~xual
’cause right now i belong in a correctional
facility
oh the humility is one of my kinks
and it stinks that when you look down
there’s a bona fide b~n~r
i got a big ol’ f~ckin’ b~n~r
it’s a big ol’ f~ckin’ stiffy in my pants
mama please forgive me
for having such a hard~on right now at the family reunion
[verse 2]
i insist that incest is a way to get me going
but even fully dressed people get my d~ck growing
not just people
but anthropomorphic animals
i once got my d~ck stuck
trying to f~ck a cup of danimals
and just an inch of cleavage in a post
will make me cream my pants
i’m left feeling gross
true love don’t stand a chance
when i’m fapping while i’m cr~pping
can’t stop beating my meat
one more level of degeneracy
and i’ll be into feet
{outro]
i wish i was as~xual
so i could feel true love
but the only affection i get
is the peepee rub
i wish i was as~xual
so i could feel true love
but the only affection i get
is the peepee rub
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