lirik lagu bryant oden - dumb jokes
every one of these jokes is better than the next
[verse 1]
i was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger
then it hit me
two hats were on a hat rack
one said, “you hang here, i’ll go on ahead”
time flies like an arrow
fruit flies like a banana
a bug splatted into my windshield yesterday
it’ll never have the guts to do that again
what did one snowman say to the other snowman?
“do you smell carrots?”
two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff
badoom tsssshhh!
[chorus]
dumb jokes, ooh, ooh
bum bum bum bum
dumb jokes, ooh, ooh
bum bum bum bum
{verse 2]
i broke my pencil this morning, i tried to use it anyway
but it was pointless
when’s a good time to go to the dentist?
tooth hurty
what did the zero say to the number eight?
“hey! nice belt!”
why does this coffee taste like mud?
oh, yeah, it’s fresh ground
i was digging three deep holes in the backyard
my mom came home and said, “well, well, well”
where do generals keep their armies?
in their sleevies
what did the snail say when it road on the turtle’s back?
“wheeee!”
[chorus]
dumb jokes, ooh, ooh
bum bum bum bum
dumb jokes, ooh, ooh
bum bum bum bum
[verse 3]
why is it hard to starve in the desert?
because of the sand which is there
what’s brown and sticky?
a stick
don’t ever leave alphabet soup on the stove
it could spell disaster
what’s invisible and smells like carrots?
bunny burps
there’s three kinds of people in this world
those who can count and those who can’t
what does a clock do when it’s hungry?
it goes back four seconds
knock knock
interrupting cow
mmmmooo!
[chorus]
dumb jokes, ooh, ooh
bum bum bum bum
dumb jokes, ooh, ooh
bum bum bum bum
dumb jokes, ooh, ooh
bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum bum
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