lirik lagu brittney johnson - my (much, much older) man
[heidi]
i went to this party in beverly hills
in a mansion so big it would give bono chills
my girlfriends, of course, were all searching for thrills
but i just did not see the hype
so, they told me ‘no, heidi, you can’t be so shy!’
‘inside you may find yourself some perfect guy’
well, i laughed, but imagine my shock when i spy
across the room, the gorgeous eye
of a man just exactly my type
and that was mr. bernie cornfield
when we’re driving with the top down
everybody stops to stare
had his hand around my shoulder
and his head dеvoid of hair
but i don’t mind the bald spot
and the skin tags evеrywhere
i love him as much as a young girl can
he’s much, much older man
sure, he isn’t patrick swayze
but i like ’em short and stout
with a bowling ball~sized prostate
and a mild case of gout
so we sleep together nightly
once his t~~th are taken out
i love him as much as a young girl can
he’s my much, much older man
as we sip margaritas on vacation
he regales with tales of living through the taft administration
when we take our pills together, i just can’t help but grin
with me, my ecstasy and he his coumadin
though soon he’ll need a walker
i’d never call him lame
i crave this quasi~quasimodo’s five~foot~seven frame
’cause if you saw his bank account, i know you’d feel the same
you’d love him as much as a young girl can
my much, much older
man
[woman 1, spoken]
poor heidi, breaking up with her much, much older man
[woman 2]
hey now, i figured he’d died
[woman 1]
well at that age, what’s the difference?
[woman 2]
she’s a wreck. bernie didn’t want to be monogamous
[woman 1]
well heidi’s no prude…
[woman 2]
sure, when you’re dating someone who’s old enough to be your father, it’s not just heartbreaking when he cheats on you. it’s embarrassing
[woman 1]
well, i heard she’s already met someone new
[woman 2]
shut up!
[woman 1]
his name is evon. he’s a big name hollywood producer. well, he produced starsky & hutch, but still
[woman 2]
sounds like he’s really in with the ‘it’ crowd…
[woman 1]
that’s not all. tell us, heidi!
[heidi, sung]
when he’s turning on his hearing aids i’m totally appeased
’cause it’s nice, for once, to stay somewhere that isn’t a sublease
sure, i could be his youngest sister’s youngest daughter’s youngest niece
i love him as much as a young girl can
he’s my even older man
because love is what it is and love unfolded
and me, i didn’t wave it for that [?]
didn’t know which kind appealed better to me
an amex black or double aarp
so, go ahead and blink your names at me
you’ll find i hardly soar
found a man that makes me feel, above all else, mature
’cause the heart wants what the heart wants
and [?]
truly, nothing greater than a wad of cash and a short lifespan
i love him as much as a young girl can
he’s much, much, much, much older man
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