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lirik lagu branch stuffpuff - trapped in the closet chapter 1 (cover)

branch: seven o’clock in the morning
and the rays from the sun wakes me
i’m stretching and yawning
in a bed that don’t belong to me
and a voice yells, “good morning, man” from the bathroom
then he comes out and kisses me
and to my surprise he ain’t you
now i’ve got this dumb look on my face like what have i done?
how could i be so stupid to be have made it to the morning sun?
must have lost the track of time
oh, what was on my mind?
from the club, went to his home
didn’t plan to stay that long
here i am, quickly tryin’ to put on my clothes
poppy: searching for my dorm key
tryin’ to get on up out the door
then he stretched his hands in front of it
said, “you can’t go this way”
looked at him, like he was crazy
said, “my dude, move out my way”
said, “i got a bro at home”
he said, “please don’t go out there”
“jeez, dude, i’ve got to get home”
he said, his girlfriend was comin’ up the stairs
poppy: “shh, shh, quiet, hurry up and get in the closet”
he said, “don’t you make a sound, or some sh~t is going down”
i said, “why don’t i just go out the window?”
“yes, except for one thing, we on the fifth floor”
“sh~t, think, sh~t, think, sh~t, quick, put me in the closet”
and now i’m in this darkest closet, tryin’ to figure out
just how i’m gonna get my crazy ass up out this house
and she walks in and yells, “i’m home”
he says “baby, i’m in the room”
she walks in there with a smile on her face
sayin’, “hey, babe, i’ve been missin’ you”
she hops all over him and he says “i’ve cooked and ran your bathwater”
i’m telling you now, this man’s so good that he deserves an oscar
throws her in the bed and starts to sn~tching her clothes off
i’m in the closet, like man, what the f~ck is going on?
you’re not gonna believe it, but things get deeper as the story goes on
next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
i tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
but from the way she act, i could tell it was too late
she hopped up and said, “there’s a mystery going on
and i’m going to solve it”
and i’m like, “god please, don’t let this girl open this closet”
she walks in the bathroom
and looks behind the door
he says, “baby, come back to bed”
she says, “dude, say no more”
poppy: she pulls back the shower curtain
while i’m biting my nails
then she walks back to the room
right now, i’m sweating like h~ll
checks under the bed (bed)
then under the dresser (dresser)
she looks at the closet (closet)
i pull out my beretta (beretta)
she walks up to the closet (closet)
get closer to the closet (closet)
now she’s at the closet (closet)
now she’s opening the closet (closet, closet, closet…)

song: ooh… dat’s deep…
poppy: it really happened! branch! was raped! by a bergen!
branch: he made my ass hurt
poppy: haha, branch!
song: does youw ass stiww huwt, bwantch?
branch: kinda…

~fade to black~

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