lirik lagu bobby sherman - prologue
[jingle bells: sped up]
oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
jingle all the way
oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one~horse open sleigh, hey
[skit 1: santa, girl, bobby sherman]
ho ho, step right up little girl
and tell your department store santa what you want for christmas
santa, i brought you a present
a present for santa?
yes santa, it’s a bottle of stench mouthwash
don’t let the specter of bad breath spoil your christmas
get a bottle of stench mouthwash for your santa today
[jingle bells: sped up]
oh, dashing through the snow
in a one~horse open sleigh
o’er the fields we go
laughing all thе way, hey
[skit 2]
don’t shortchange your family at christmas
sometimеs a cash on hand don’t cover expenses for what we wanna buy
when that happens
don’t disappoint the loved one’s who are counting on yous
just give us a call at shady finance
we give you all the cash you need to show them how much you really think of them
and weekly payments don’t begin ’til spring
remember, for christmas cash it’s shady finance, an enforcement company
[jingle bells: sped up]
oh, bells on bobtails ring
making spirits bright
what fun it is to ride and sing
a sleighing song tonight, hey
[skit 3: kid, father, mother]
mommy, can you help me wrap my presents?
here where did you put the christmas lights?
hey chris, i think somethings in the kitchen
christmas tensions building up?
too much to do in too little time?
relax with a cloud nine tablet
it’s the little green pill with hydrobarbaphenacloradiethelmisilicon
that can get you through the holidays
[jingle bells: sped up]
oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
jingle all the way
oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one~horse open sleigh, hey
[skit 4: billy butane]
hi friends, billy butane here and we’re really celebrating christmas with big green cash deals on every new and used car at our fabulous santa’s playground used car lot
bring the whole family to see thousands of dollars’ worth of christmas decorations spread over acres of great used car bargains
down dopey down
this christmas treat yourself and your family to a real christmas present
and save yourself cash in green stamps all at the same time
we give you more for your christmas purchasing dollar friends
and isn’t that what christmas is all about?
[outro: sped up]
woah, what’s the use?
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