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lirik lagu bob the drag queen - ham sandwich

[intro: bob the drag queen]
uh! yeah!

[verse 1: bob the drag queen]
so you twiddle your thumbs and tap your feet
thinking, “i ain’t hungry but i could eat”
what’s in the fridge to your advantage?
and then you think, “oh yeah, i could make a ham sandwich”
what bread is you gonna try?
is it wheat, whole grain, or rye?
nothing extra, no pickles, and no cucumber
what kind of bread did you choose? i wonder
go ahead and lay out the bread
and don’t be stinky with the mayo spread
get a b~tter knife, you gotta stay equipped
one bite will leave you miracle whipped, b~tch

[build up: bob the drag queen]
h~h~h~h~h~ham
h~h~h~h~h~h~h~
h~h~h~h~h~ham
h~h~h~ham
h~h~h~h~h~ham
h~h~h~h~h~h~h~
h~h~h~h~h~ham
h~h~ ham, honey
[breakdown: bob the drag queen]
ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ham, honey
ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ham, honey
ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ham, honey
ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ham, honey
ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ham, honey
ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ham, honеy
ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ham, honey
ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ham, honey

[hook: bob the drag queen]
b~tch, i’m making a ham sandwich
b~tch, i’m making a ham sandwich
b~tch, i’m making a ham sandwich
b~tch, i’m making a ham sandwich

[verse 2: bob the drag queen]
grab that american cheesе but proceed with caution
or use [?] for the vegan option
unwrap the cheese and make it speedy
and use two slices, don’t be greedy
get ready for some satisfaction
’cause i, i think it’s time for the main attraction
there ain’t no sandwich that got this beat
let me tell y’all a story ’bout the other white meat
bam! and i ain’t talking ’bout spam
this the kind of meat that make you say: “yes, ma’am!”
wet ass pork, not dry ass lamb
deli slices, ’bout leave you like “god, d~mn!”
this meat don’t ever fail
when it come to ham, it’s the holy grail
taste like it was made by angels
now cut that b~tch into little triangles
[build up: bob the drag queen]
h~h~h~h~h~ham
h~h~h~h~h~h~h~
h~h~h~h~h~ham
h~h~h~ham
h~h~h~h~h~ham
h~h~h~h~h~h~h~
h~h~h~h~h~ham
h~h~ ham, honey

[breakdown: bob the drag queen]
ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ham, honey
ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ham, honey
ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ham, honey
ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ham, honey
ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ham, honey
ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ham, honey
ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ham, honey
ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ham, honey

[hook: bob the drag queen]
b~tch, i’m making a ham sandwich
b~tch, i’m making a ham sandwich
b~tch, i’m making a ham sandwich
b~tch, i’m making a ham sandwich
[verse 3: plane jane]
ham hammy whammy let me make you a sammy (what?)
imma stack it up, make it fat like tammy
grass~fed, white meat, grade a swine (ooh)
finger l!cking good, it’ll make you mine (yes!)
my ham hammy sam irresistible (yo)
i’m mixing my sauce all up in a bowl (mix it)
when you get a taste you won’t believe it
now open up wide and just receive it
getting it wet, yeah, i’m making it thick
now here’s a tip: put that ham on your lip
chew it, get it, crunch all up on your tongue
so yu~yummy yummy, it’ll make you go

[breakdown: bob the drag queen, bob the drag queen & plane jane]
ham, honey
ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ham, honey
ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ham, honey
ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ham, honey
ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ham, honey
ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ham, honey
ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ham, honey
ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ham, honey
ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~ham, honey

[hook: bob the drag queen]
b~tch, i’m making a ham sandwich
b~tch, i’m making a ham sandwich
b~tch, i’m making a ham sandwich
b~tch, i’m making a ham sandwich

[bridge: bob the drag queen]
that’s right, bob the drag queen repping the ham industry in this b~tch
what other b~tch you know out here making music about cold cuts, honey?
packing more meat than oscar mayer
packing more meat than boar’s head, honey
holla at your boy, bob the drag queen, the queen of ham sandwiches
no mayo, b~tch

[hook: bob the drag queen]
b~tch, i’m making a ham sandwich
b~tch, i’m making a ham sandwich
b~tch, i’m making a ham sandwich
b~tch, i’m making a ham sandwich
b~tch, i’m making a ham sandwich
b~tch, i’m making a ham sandwich
b~tch, i’m making a ham sandwich
b~tch, i’m making a ham sandwich

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