lirik lagu blowfly - the vampire that ate miami
[verse 1]
“the bl~~dy freak strikes again”, read the morning headline
he took another woman’s p~ssy administration time
all the young wh0res were being warned by their mammy:
“beware of the vampire that’s eating up miami”
the mayor called me in his office and had a frown on his face
he said: “i need help, blowfly, will you please take this case?”
mr. mayor, during the years you treated me like a brother
so just give me thе name of this nasty motherf~cker!
[chorus]
hе said: “his name is count f~ggula
his tongue is spectacular
he’s leaving women’s p~ssies raggular
yeah, he’s count f~ggula”
yee~hahahahahaha…!
[verse 2]
he said: “your chances of catching him are gonna be slim
he tore superman’s ass apart, limb by limb”
i said: “have no fear and have no doubt
i’m gonna take my d~ck and tear his assh0l~ out”
so what i did was i set myself a trap
hired me a hooker on biscayne boulevard, with the herpes and the claps
and late one night, when she was on the way home
he dragged her in the alley and he began to groan
[chorus]
he said: “uhhh, my name is count f~ggula (what?)
b~tch, my tongue is spectacular (what?)
i’m gonna leave your p~ssy raggular (what?)
yeah, i’m count f~ggula”
yee~hahahahahaha…!
[verse 3]
he buried his head in a p~ssy up to the rim
but eating the herpes and the claps, that were ready to f~ck with him
i said “turn it loose, motherf~cker, with your bloodshot eyes
come pick on a man your own motherf~cking size”
he started kicking my ass like he was a horse
so i grabbed her used tampax and i made myself a cross
he just looked at that cross and he began to laugh
“heheheh…”, he said:
“it’s gonna take more than that cross to save your motherf~cking ass”
so he tied me up, with my ass way up in the air
started putting vaseline on his shoes, planning on burying it back there
yeah, it looked like my life was about to be a disaster
that’s when he cursed and he called me a b~st~rd (oooh…)
shouldn’t have never did that sh~t!
[bridge]
when he called me a b~st~rd, h~rns grew out on my head
a long devil tail grew out behind, my eyes crossed all up and sh~t
my d~ck grew wings, my b~lls became jetmobiles
yee~hahahahahahahaha…!
and i started kicking that motherf~cker’s ass like i did yellow custard [?]
[outro]
yeah, i became the incredible fulk! had to carry it on a truck
my d~ck was too big to suck! what motherf~cking luck
and that was the end of count f~ggula
whose tongue was spectacular
now his ass is raggular, yeah, count f~ggula
yee~hahahahahahahaha…!
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