lirik lagu blowfly - the cum test
[intro]
cum test, cum test, cum test, cum test (are you ready for the cum test?)
cum test (what about the cum test?), cum test, cum test, cum test
[verse 1]
young ladies, old women and little girls
mr. blow has flown in to change your world
don’t be discouraged, let down your head
understand why you want it so bad
i’m a man that’s guaranteed to satisfy you
you pretty young things, senior citizens too
feel free to clap your hand and pat your feet
and you can play with yourself if i get too sweet, yeah
[chorus]
cum test, cum test (alright, alright), cum test, cum test (alright)
cum test, cum test, cum test, cum test
cum test, cum test, cum test, cum test
[verse 2]
party peoplе, get up and gather ’round
i wanna explain how i got my crown
i was flying down thе street one afternoon
and a boy said: “you will be king real soon
look up, take heed and read the sign”
my attention was consumed by wh0res behind
lightning struck and the boy said: “listen, boy
do you want to fantasize or the real mccoy?
there’s a contest being held on the third floor
looking for man, who can f~ck a 100 wh0res or more”
i said: “i’ll be d~mned, let me go sign up
’cause i’m blowfly, who won h~ll of a f~ck”
so i wrote my name under number sixty~nine
checked out the fine b~tches and i got in line, yeah
[chorus]
cum test, cum test, cum test (alright), cum test (alright)
cum test (alright), cum test, cum test, cum test
cum test, cum test, cum test, cum test
[verse 3]
every man before me had really gotten down
but they didn’t realize i was the f~ck of the town
“fear not, since it’s your turn, blowfly
i don’t know why they call you that, so show me why”
stepped up, pulled ’em down and grabbed my meat
and every b~tch in the place came to their feet
“okay, mr. blowfly, let the f~cking begin”
but when i stuck it in the b~tch, she just broke wind
so i f~cked 98 and i didn’t know what to do
so i jumped up, jacked off and f~cked the other two
they’re saying: “holy couch, what a h~ll of a f~ck
and a d~ck like that just can’t be luck”
so the judge said: “well, i guess you won
with your staying hard d~ck and your honey cum”, yeah
[chorus]
cum test, cum test (alright), cum test, cum test (heh, i won the cum test)
cum test, cum test, cum test, cum test (yee~hahahahaha…!)
cum test, cum test, cum test, cum test
[verse 4]
so they gave me the skate and a diamond crown
and announced me the king of getting down
so from usa to germany, i’m gonna f~ck all you women in harmony
i ain’t through, there’s a few more lines
but it’ll be done by these friends of mine
they’ve got fresh juice from electric banana
and the name of these wh0res is the party animals!
[outro]
(party animals!) say yeah! (yeah!)
he~heh, yeah, cum test
(cum test, cum test, cum test, cum test) cum test
(cum test, cum test, cum test, cum test) cum test
(cum test, cum test, cum test, cum test) cum test…
(cum test, cum test…)
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