lirik lagu bill loosensons - greatest of all time
[verse]
first name bill, last name loosensons
i wanna get pegged until my r~ct~m loosens up
got f~cked by a bird and now i’m laying goose eggs
i’m on the internet watching dudes having nude s~x
chopped my d~ck off you can call me a eunuch
i’m part of the klan, the klan that is ku klux
if you ask ‘em who’s outrapping me then they will be clueless
watch your step around me, watch like a rolex
give me a dollar and i’ll show you i can pole dance
i’m as big as the vice president, call me schuyler colfax
i’m the best musician, you can call me dénes kovács
there is no ethnic group that’s as useless as the slovaks
i’m as big as the president, call me katalin novák
i’m a producer, i eq, sometimes i use a low pass
i’m stuck in the trenches, i have access to no cash
n0body will peg me, i gotta pound my own ass
call me 324 the way i’m hitching on that c~ck
i lost my virginity to a rock
i didn’t have a condom so i had to use a sock
all my time’s for music, no matter what’s on the clock
i went to the doctor and he gave me a shock
you can say i live in h~ll because it’s hot on my block
you can call me walter white, i’m the one who knocks
i’m going to china, i’m stealing a wok
i got a rooster in my rari, in my whip there’s a c~ck
i’m sucking on some p~n~s, i’m sipping on c~ck
i’m the best artist alive, i’m better than waka flocka
i slid up on the opps and i said boom shackalacka
i kissed a homeless man and all i got was mono
instead of stereo, i should mix my songs in mono (nucleosis)
you can call me martin the way i always swallow
i knocked on my head and it echoed, my skull is hollow
f~ck neil o’neill, that man is a cuck
he called me r~t~rded, all i said was tough luck
no wonder you’re divorced, you make me say yuck
you listen to noah kahan, that’s why your b~tch is getting f~cked
you’re a thousand years old, you look like an unc
i sniffed you and i recoiled cause you stunk
you use bandlab, you broke ass punk (i pirated fl)
the chances of me losing are as tiny as your junk
i’m done with dissing neil, enough is enough
i don’t do drugs, i won’t huff a single puff
unlike bill clinton, when he said that he bluffed
free r kelly, and also free puff (diddy)
everybody who hates my music is dumb
they’re babies, all they do is suck their thumb
i’m an alcoholic, i suck on rum
i’m not gay so i don’t suck on cum
i’m sick of rapping but this song’s almost done
i’m gonna whack the opps, i will shoot them with a gun
when they see me the opps have to run
when they see me the opps have no fun
i’m castrated, i chopped off my nuts
i f~cked a piranha, my nuts have cuts
if i was a conjoined twin i would have two b~tts
i have infinite ideas, i never fall into ruts
the best pubichairsmoker song is probably c~nt
i am not short, i’m not a runt
i’m gonna sneak in and strangle dave blunts
i’m in the simpsons, i’m nelson muntz
i advertised my music and all i got was shunned
i’m gonna steal money from a sick orphans fund
they try to prank me but i can’t be punned
i’m a weiner dog, you can call me a dachshund
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