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lirik lagu bigdickwillis - chris hansen and gretel

you may think you’re number 1 but man your future’s so bleak
your bmi has a new category cause your double what is obese
you went to only one party and tried to bite down on the cone piece
i’m not in your top 10 b~tch i’m 11 with a nosebleed

you desperately want that attention respect and all of the power
your girlfriend dresses up as a dog and man you just f~cking allow her
you’re a pedophile a zoophile and a f~cking pushover too
it’s creepy and f~cking vile the way you try to pursue

but daddy bought you a house and the furry is the best you’ll ever get
if i went into your closet i would see bill cosby’s sweater set
man i’ll send brad pitt your severed head
we’d actually like you better dead
your parents wish they’d never bred
cause they’ve raised a f~cking pedo sped

you’re always taking d~ck cause you love to get degraded
“its fine to like your sister even though you both related”
why the f~ck you say that
does the thought of your sister get you quite a bit elated

face it your throat is a foster home
you always pass the blame cause it’s not your own
as a little kid you were dropped and thrown
performing little spells so your c~ck would grow
these no f~cking way you could even dispute
cause all that i’ve said is straight up the truth
all the c~ck you consume and the kids that you groom
shove a carrot up your ass cause you wanna be matt coombe
from all that you’ve said and what i’ve accrued
if i ever hear another f~cking comment from you
this is only part one it’s even worse in part two

oh sh~t now i’m focused with the flow
and i don’t miss cause your whole clique is getting roasted
dress like you’re homeless you’re a known b~tch
always boasting but you’re hopeless
you’re a hoe
man you’re so thick no emotion when i joke
you just go snitch like you’re snowden you’re a joke
when you give head you just blowfish
better grab out the puzzle and the pack of ghost chips

you really think that you’re sick nah you just a disease
man i’ll start with a diss end your sickness with ease
i’ll leave you on the ground with a gash in your knee
and i’ll put you behind nic in my human centipede
cause the only way you’d step to me is if you were a centipede
you’d need to climb 100 feet to be standing right next to me
i f~cked up the f~g and i’d say you’re effete
so taking down a limp wrist it wouldn’t be a feat
your uber score goes through the floor cause you’re an f~cking human wart
i duly fought the stupid wh0re to put you on the news report
man who’d of thought that you’d get caught tryna groom some little kids
you roll up to the hospital yelling “give me first dibs”

every conversation you make is monotonous
“the burgers aren’t fast and the minors aren’t topless”
” i’ll grab some old sals for my 4 year anniversary”
“i power trip over kids instead university”
“the only thing i’m committed to is career suicide”
” i always get told i’m a pedo certified”
“my stomach is shaped just like jabba the hutt”
“i always p~ss down and i always suck up ”

you’re an ugly c~nt a scummy c~nt and a f~cking predator too
if a minor ever gave you her number you would go and get it tattooed
you want to handle every d~mn animal except for the elephant in the room
man the stone that k!lled cain is a bullet in your brain i’m essentially john wilkes booth

is it true your girl is withholding s~x
and that she said you have terrible breath
and you really put your uni on hold so you could power trip over 15 year olds
is it true you said nandos girl is a baddie
and you love to jerk off with a f~cking beef patty
you’re the sole reason your parents are split
and you’re the sole reason your brother commit
f~ck you swear i’m gonna keep offending
any motherf~cking pedo that fiends attention
just go and take a shower cause your peens fermenting
i hope you end up in a deep depression
every time you speak it leaves me deafened
how did you end up with a child obsession
i’ve got a couple things that i need to mention

you ain’t on my level on my worst day harold
i could drop a diss every workday harold
i refuse to even call you by you first name harold
you’re begging little kids to give you first aid harold
you molested a kid for her first date harold
i listen to you speak for the worst takes harold
and every word you speak drops the birth rates harold
get a f~cking life and get off workplace harold
you’ve never even been to f~cking third base harold
every step you take makes the earth quake harold
you spend most your time on f~cking jerk mate harold
i’ll find your next girl in bird cage harold
i’ll get you an attorney for you birthday harold
you shouldn’t f~cking need one in the first place harold
you always getting bullied every thursday harold
i’ll ensure that i choke you till you turn pale harold

- lirik lagu bigdickwillis

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