lirik lagu big rap battles - steve harvey vs tenna (tv vs deltarune) - big rap battles.
[intro: big spitz]
h~llo everybody and welcome to rapping rounds, the first ever rap battle game show
i’m your host, big spitz, so we have a battle between two fellow game show hosts today
contestant one, we’ve got steve harvey, a family feud, and contestant two, we’ve got tenna of deltarune. let’s get this battle started!
[verse 1: steve harvey, contestant]
welcome to the show, folks, go and grab a seat
and watch a live broadcast of tenna getting his ass beat
may not have a lot of hair, but you don’t wanna brush against me
call me a consumer, i’m ’bout to own this tv
forcing kids to play your games and tormenting them instead
and it seems you have some sort of… what is that… a tv on your head?
you’re funny for an outdated square
if you were showing my show then we would be off the air
grow a pair, i heard families say they’ve played your game
and i can see you’re just stupid retroslop with a weird voice that sounds like my granny’s microwave
you’ll never be me, you need a tv timeout
do you remember the steve harvey show? it’s worldwide now!
in deltarune, what’s something you wouldn’t wanna see?
naked tenna with his d~ck out! oh, you gotta be kidding me
you’ll be like your pal spamton once we’re done with this
small, not respected and covered in shaving cream, b~tch
[verse 2: tenna, audience]
daaamn, steve, you really brought your all
but now you’re gonna play my game, turn this tv on
mike, where’s my lyrics?! oh, there we go
i’m channeling new flow ’cause i got the rap remote
i have so many ideas i want to try
maybe bars that make you laugh? or… bars that make you cry?
what if i dressed steve up in a blonde wig and a pretty tutu?
whoops! sorry! guess i’m having the fantasy feud too
you talk a big game like you’re running the show
but if we were both put in dead by daylight then i’d be the host
little hoe, folks at home, call this number and if you dial quick…
you’ll get a steve harvey doll that’s sewn from his skin! (i want you, steve!)
lay off me with your sucky raps
you’re like the censors cause you won’t get off of my f~cking ~ss
i’m the reason chapter 3 took so long to release
while you invite families, longing for their wives to crawl in your sheets
got’em!
[interlude: tenna, steve harvey]
it’s time for a feud
we asked one hundred people: what’s something you’d want to wash yourselves with in the shower?
mud and sludge and grime, steve!
huh?
mud and sludge and grime? why the h~ll would you say that? how could you say that? i’m not even going to look at you, that was so ass. can you stop playing around and take this seriously, tenna? (huh? huh? oh, sorry, i thought that would be good)
you know what? f~ck you
[verse 3: steve harvey]
don’t you get it, tenna? this is why n0body likes you
you say dumb sh~t all day and then get folded by the knight too
you play your gay little minigames and guilt trip with your sulking
and how the f~ck do you unlock susiezilla? this is bullsh~t
you’re just delusional, believing that you’re adored
but for best deltarune characters, is tenna on the board?
that’s what i thought, i just want a good old fashioned show
but tenna didn’t get an s rank so i guess we’re restarting the f~cking episode
[interlude: tenna]
you know, steve?
i don’t think you should be the only one who gets to play by his rules
i think it’s time… to change the channel
say it with me folks! f~ck! steve! harvey!
[verse 4: tenna, steve har]
we’re approaching the climax of this fight, folks
so how about a challenge? rap without subtitles!
no cooking, but in this beef i’d better not see you getting fed up
stop it. i’m not playing your f~cking game~
i can’t hear you!
the kitchen’s getting hotter
but we’ll not be turning down the heat: rap while underwater!
aah! ahh! tenna you’re a f~cking assh0l~! aah!
and here i thought you’d have flow
rap while referencing snacks!
pringles how i stack chips
i’ve got the raps that smile back, huh
gold diss
rap with a new voice!
i can actually change my act
what do you have to say to that?
eat sh~t
movies! you’ve been caught on film, slipping up on stage
comics! your comical problems are filling up the page
video games! i control you, steve, now repent and give up
television! that’s what i’ll always be the king of~
enough!
i was just trying to have fun with you, steve
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