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lirik lagu benjamin thursday - 2 hams for 20$

[intro]
five, six
five, six, seven, eight, sixty~nine

[snapping break]

[verse 1]
do you want some sopping wet, dripping hams
only for the minimal price of twenty dollars? i bet you do
it’ll make you go ‘boo’

sopping wet ham is the best thing ever
i bought four yesterday, and i’m going back forever
i’m buying four more, and four more tomorrow
that makes a lot of sopping wet ham, i’m sorry grandma!

i bet you’re sorry

[verse 2]
with all these great deals, i can not imagine how you could refuse
it’s almost like you’re stealing sopping wet, dripping moist ham away from their owners, delicious! (twenty dollars, by the way)
i mind you

so, if anybody would like to purchase some—twenty dollars, what?!
yes, of course i have that!
i would like to take them from you in exchange for twenty great, dripping, thirty~pound hams
[snapping break]

would you like some?
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

[verse 3]
oh my god, yesterday i just bought like fourty sopping wet hams
they were the most okay meal i’ve ever had in my entire life
all thanks to this great deal for buying that many sopping wet hams

oh, no!
did i mention they were sopping wet? and greasy, and delicious?
not to mention: bad for you
but let’s be honest here, n0body expects to live their life expectancy out to the fullest
that is why people smoke cigars
and they also wanna look super dumb

[prechorus: benjamin, davis]
hey, davis, have you heard about the new deal?
(what is it?)
um… oh, okay, so the new deal is basically: you can get twenty dollars, alright?
put that in your pocket, alright? (alright)
you go the store, alright? (alright)
that’s what you’re gonna do, alright?
once you get to the store, you talk to the clerk, guess what you say to the clerk?
[chorus]
give me two sopping wet hams for twenty dollars, baby
that’s all you need, that’s all you’re ever gonna need
that’s all your mama needs, all your dada needs
one for lunch, one for dinner
one for the one that you love, two for the one that didn’t love, heyo
come on now y’all, let’s sing along

[refrain]
hams, hams hams
(hams)
hams for twenty dollars, twenty dollars, only
(hams)
ham

is that dj double~ham?

[verse 4: dj double~ham]
yo, yo, on the mic
i got two hams, in sight, oh! (oh!)
just kidding i got four
now i’m out that market door
here’s the two sopping wet hams
dripping all over the place

[verse 5: benjamin]
hey, what would you say
if i said you could buy two hams for—what? thirty dollars
i’d say that’s wack, i’m not paying thirty bucks for two hams (are you kidding me with the economy these days?)
ahaha, please, haha!
how about twenty bucks?
deal, you b~tch

[verse 6]
oh, no
have we brought a curse onto ourselves by the ham gods
no we have not, because we please the ham gods
with everything we got, oh
if i had twenty succulent, dripping, juicy, greasy, moist, soaking hams?
i would raise a small child and name him “hamelot”
i would buy him a guitar and he would play it a lot
my son’s name is ham and i don’t know why we called him ham
and i bought two hams yesterday and i love him
ham is the best thing ever, i love these juicy
moist, succulent, delicious (delicious!), wet (disgusting), a disgrace (disgusting), awesome (great), coming from the best ham farm (awesome), the best ham farm in the world, baby, that is all you have [indistinct] yeah! (two sopping, wet, hams)

hams
yes

[verse 7: benjamin, davis]
hey, davis, have you heard about the new star wars movie?
guess who’s in it?
(ham?)
ham solo!
(ohh!)
get down, get down! (ham shot first!)
agh! aghh!
get back!

[verse 8: benjamin]
but ham, i love you! (it’s okay)
ham, i… love this great ham deal where i can get two hams for twenty dollars
“saving the rebellion? more like forsaking the rebellion in exchange for twenty dollars worth of two hams,” said luke skywalker to ham solo
right afterwards they gave each other a high~five and then shortly afterward died because of how goosey, and greasy, and gobbly the hams were

some say that weird alien shot first
some say ham shot first
all i’m saying is that ham shot a great deal! ah!
ahh!
i bought two hams yesterday for the price of twenty dollars

[outro]
ham is making love to your lover
ham is having dinner with your family
(ham) ham is everywhere
(ham) ham is sleeping in your bed
(ham, ham) ham is in your bed
(ham, ham) ham is in your head
(ham, ham) ham is sleeping with your family
(ham, ham) ham is all over the floor and it’s getting on you, and it’s sopping, and it’s dripping, and it’s gross, and it’s absolutely disgusting, and i bet you wanna buy
all of them for twenty dollars! (ham!)

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