lirik lagu battts - tragic weed song
[verse 1]
i peed on the d~mn weed
i saw a guy near death
peed on him too, he’s now in the hospital
i saved a life of a man who didn’t need to die
[chorus]
where did i go right? i made a friend
sometime when i was peeing
i saved a guy’s life from weed
it was the only cure from what i was seeing
[verse 2]
after the incident we got married (i am h0m~s~xual man included in the batty musical universe for extra diversity)
we lived together for ten years and bought backstage tickets to a battts concert
battts was so epic that i p~ssed myself which gave my husband ptsd from his weed encounter
he went into shock and was hospitalised for the second time
[chorus]
where did i go right? i made a friend
sometime when i was peeing
i saved a guy’s life from weed
it was the only cure from what i was seeing
[verse 3]
he survived again as he is epic
until one day i noticed his eyes had turned from poo brown to weed green
he had dormant weed disease which now awoke
i knew what this meant would happen
if i didn’t do something he’d turn into a weed zombie, an infectious weapon of mass destruction
i brought him to the hospital for the third time
he needed to recieve a pee transplant from me
we did the proceedure but it was unsuccessful
he became a weed zombie angered by pee
the wee stopped it being contagious but couldn’t save him
i threw a bottle of urine on him, melting him to death
[chorus]
where did i go right? i made a friend
sometime when i was peeing
i saved a guy’s life from weed
it was the only cure from what i was seeing
[verse 4]
my husband was gone
weed had destroyed my life
i began taking pee and poo for fun
my mental health was quickly deteriorating
it was the end for me
i decided to inject twenty grams of weed to help with the pain
my previous exposure helped me survive long enough for me to go to the hospital for the final time
my organs were failing and i had little time left
but i realised that my husband would have never wanted this
i used my excess wee to purge the weed from my body
i began quickly recovering
my life had been restored
[outro]
and that brings us to today
i’ve become a superhero known only as peeman
i defend the population from the dangerous evil of weed, so n0body has to go through that pain ever again
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