lirik lagu battts - batty gang burger
[verse]
paul told me to shut up and go away with my batty gang burgers
he did not let me change my order as he was annoyed i wasted his time
i heard a rumour the secret ingredient is the smallest amount or weed possible
that would explain why it generally causes heart problems after eating one
originally this started as a phone call but at battyi it moved to a drive~through as i am inconsistent
so i’m on my way driving home and gary is calling me on my phone
he is being really hangry after not eating for half a year and saying things like
“i think metal is good music”
shows that he loses all sanity the moment that he gets hungry
so i’m almost at batty records headquarters and realise i forgot to get any sides
but gary is too hangry and if i do not get back to him as soon as possible he will explode
of course this is a positive, but i am not a cruel man
i drop the food off and he is trying to stab me to death with a b~tter knife for not having the sides
in an act of self~defence i dropkick him in the jaw and his pelvis broke in three
he ran to his room crying like a little stupid baby
i then ate the burger and it actually tasted pretty good
gary inhaled his burger in half a second so he did not truly get to enjoy its delicious taste
his idiocy is unfathomable
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