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lirik lagu basement guys - tjbf

[intro]
j~ j~ j~ j~ j~ j~ j~ josh function
~beatboxing~
in the~
~beatboxing~
josh
~beatboxing~
in the~
~beatboxing~
josh

[verse 1]
hey, what’s up? i’m back, i know you’ve missed me
i know y’all been waiting to hear me since i dissed that peewee
‘cause i may be lost everywhere else but on these tracks
it’s like you want to be me, yet y’all been rapping like you ate a confusion sandwich
you should shut the f~ck and sit your ass down b~tch
josh been making beats when his broke ass should have been making bread
get back to the kitchen, boy, yo’ pockets getting hungry
your pants are always dirty, boy, yeah, you’re looking bummy
arjun always looking lost in class, like he’s cosplaying me
don’t know where i get it from, maybe it’s my family
nate said he hates blind people? boy, i am the blind people
yet, i can still see taeghan’s f~ck ass share~cut
ew, get the f~ck away from me
now that i’ve dissed these boys, let me tell you about my ladies
olivia been taking pictures, they always come out clean
she is such a cutie, i am such a fiend
evann got me so tight, even when she’s stealing all my food
she make me wanna act up, she do what she does so good
ellie always got me goin’ crazy
but like, literally, she make me look like i’m tweaking, ‘cause when i laugh, i get all shakey
the way i’m always at her house you’d think i was homeless
and i’ve been ordering pizza and lately it’s been boneless
taking up too much time, i’ll see ya’, now, i’ve got to go
but don’t worry, baby, you’ll hear me later when i’m spitting out “xymneo”
[verse 2]
h~ll yeah, i like to eat ass
my toes are long, what’s up with that?
i ain’t got no f~cking diseases
it smells like fish? nah, that’s your p~n~s
your mom is all up on me
p~~poo, and also, peepee
the wi~fi in here’s so bad
gonna pull “an ellie,” and get big mad
bounce that ass, yeah, “boioioing”
even when it’s soft, it go “doioioing”
oh, wait, this is a diss track? okay, so, everyone’s clapped
taeghan got a haircut, looks like a wet rat
who’s house is this? looks like a saw trap
haley lost as h~ll, boy, she need a f~ckin’ map
i drank an ice coffee, now i gotta take a cr~p
p~~ped in the toilet, then it went “splat”
man, [?]
man, who the h~ll are these weirdos?
imma get money for pics of my toes
it smells like sh~t in here, just like how you feel when you look in the mirror
okay, so what i farted? you’re lucky that i didn’t “sharted”
happy birthday josh, he made the beat

[verse 3]
burn the corpos
be the reason they explode
don’t be mad. we’ve been on coke
josh keeps suckin’, hear his chokes
my girl’s the dagger, b~tch i’m the cloak
treat her like diamonds, making magneto a joke
they love arjun’s rhymes, but all his lines, i wrote
wake up the blind, for haley won’t see it, but they woke
wake up the countries
wake up, invoke
wake up in blood
you’ll feel it in arjun’s throat
corrupted lines, which taeghan wrote
burn the president, burn his votes
inject the poison, exchange the ‘dotes
swear i stole a quote, oh yeah, “she so bad, she the g.o.a.t”
hahahahahahaha (wake up, woke, wake up, woke, wake up, woke)
ice is a scam created by governments, payin’ all their tax fees
they inject it in your brains, when you eat it in your broccoli
take off my weights, beat ‘em, like rock lee
ladies on my c~ck, call that a “chicken jockey”
hahahahahahahaha (wake up, woke, wake up, woke, wake up, woke)
why burn the people, when you can burn the corpos
[verse 4]
don’t spend tomorrow’s lunch on today’s v~bucks
my number one opp is cynthia
i’m in the cut, and i keep me a heater
i’m flowing fast on this sh~t, like a cheetah
arjun said that he’s “just happy to be here”
evann just got some knee surgery done
taeghan f~cked with me, and his ass got beat up
but he’s right ’bout one thing, haley’s the peewee, bruh
pmo, pmo, ts too tuff
say you gon’ run up? boy, i’m callin’ your bluff
you can tell that i’m locked in, just like handcuffs
if nate bend over, i’m fillin’ him up
why the f~ck does arjun main jigglypuff?
taeghan’s assh0l~ has a lil’ bit of fluff
d~mn, ellie, your verse really sucked
haley think she gon’ beat me up? knuck if you buck
i’m in my dining room, makin’ a song
taeghan, i’d like to see you in a thong
i’m rockin’ rick owens comme des garçons
warner went to go goon, said he “won’t take too long”
just like wendigoon, put you on a true crime
and my girl way over a dime
arjun, why can’t you just arrive on time?
and this sh~t is easy, i’m not even tryin’
and they said that “if you lyin’, then you flyin’”
huh, b~tch, olivia’s tall
i bet nate’s verse’ll suck, consider it called
when i hop on my beats, i’m k!llin’ ‘em all
why did arjun try to take off my drawls?
like an nba player, all i know is “ball”
i’m muhf~ckin’ running this sh~t, and y’all crawlin’
in the josh fight i’d bet on myself, b~tch, i’m all in
[verse 5]
arjun, your fits look like dirt
go get a different f~cking shirt
i’m over here rocking stüssy
it smells like sh~t, i know it’s your p~ssy
f~ck you josh, haley’s a hottie
i’m over here calling her “mommy”
you can go wait in the lobby
we’re over here getting thotty
taeghan your share~cut sucks
for nothing, you paid fifty bucks
f~ck your hair, it’s so d~mn rotund
and the crowds going wild for a f~cking refund
h~ll yeah, i f~ck with ellie juneau
evann, lowkey, always gotta poo, though
always feel like i’m victor von doom, the way i’m always destroying the bathroom
nate might be the “iron fister”
b~tch, call me the “magneto kisser”
he might k!ll me for that verse
f~ck you, i’ll hit you with a car, and then put that sh~t in reverse
joshua function, it really stinks
nate just called me a f~cking c~~~k?

[verse 6]
ayo, they got terrorists in their heads, what the f~ck could that mean?
why am i getting attitude from this rat with low hygiene?
i’m stressin’ out, but my cooch is clean
i’m struttin’ down, yeah, i’m the p~ssy queen
clap yo’ cheeks, i’ll make you cream
12” cookie, that’ll make me lean
take a look at my massive peen
i sell feet pics, ‘cause i’m 18
i’m pulling yo’ chain, yeah, that’s a joke
holy sh~t, yo, where’s my coke?
losing my mind from all that snow
i’m throwin’ bills of f~ckin’ dough
taeghan’s verses sound like shmuck
didn’t miguel say he used to “guck?”
your share~cut came out, and it f~ckin’ sucked
you could really use a bit of luck
my fl!ck drippy, my tip sticky
lets get strippy and f~ck hippy~dippy
fall down the stairs and break your spine
hate from canada, you f~ck ass swine
i want that sandwich with that cheese, confusion passes over me
the linker calls and makes a scene, olivia and nate begin to scream
this is what you look like with your gay~ass bob
you think you look good? you look like an old lady’s dog
arjun’s talkin’ ‘bout “kindergarten verses”
motherf~cker your playground’s calling, you look like you on “gerberts”
“gerberts?” “what are gerberts?”
toddler talk
you speakin so much, you lowkey a disturber
six, six, six
bl!ck, bl!ck, bl!ck
guns a~blazin’
d~mn, y’all sl!ck

[verse 7]
alright, alright, happy birthday josh
i got a gift for you, it’s a 10~inch c~ck
haley, what’s the time? you need a f~ckin’ clock
evann talks the talk, but she can’t even walk
nate, i saw your nudes, you know i had to hit block
arjun, you’re a cool dude, but i don’t give a f~ck
i’m gonna rip off your p~b~s, then feed them to a buck
olivia is 3 feet tall, and she can’t reach the top shelf
she wants to be mj, all she got was an elf
ellie, it’s obvious to me you don’t f~ckin skate
who would want to be ginger? now back to nate
your bars are dated, and so is your looping
you scroll on jerkmate, i think you’re p~~ping
josh it’s your birthday, and you’re sad as f~ck
when i see you on the street, i’m gonna hit you with my truck
josh i’m gonna 50/50 off of that uni’
you hide your meat, ‘cause you know it’s puny
i’m gonna hack your spotify, xymneo
when i hear your songs ts pmo
you can scream, breathe, cry, like glenn rhee
someone ~n~lyze your height, smaller than temby?
arjun, you’re always f~cking late
why’s it take that long to m~st~rbate?
is missing out your only trait?
glue your ass shut, i guess that’s your fate
there won’t be witnesses left when i’m done
what’s jeffrey say? “josh, that smelly c~nt”
f~ck josh, he made the beat

[verse 8]
from the “a” to the “r” to the “j” “u” “n”
guess who’s back again?
it’s the big dawg, smokin’ on a fat one
cookin’ up raps, like functions
hey taeghan, i heard you got a haircut, still out here lookin’ like a “piece of share~cut,” huh?
y’all out here with these dumbass rhymes, i’m out here spittin’ the next headlines, uh
motherf~ckers really out here lookin’ like a cartoon cup
nate’s the meatball and m&m, can you see what’s up?
i’m too busy with my boy basam, we out here, smokin’ a gram
f~ck the gang on instagram
f~ckin’ hate xymneo, yet i’m out here bustin’ bars in the studio
outta control, like jeffery, on a roll
alright, alright, now adios
b~tch, bi~ bi~ bi~ bi~ bit~
let’s go
evann, you think this is a f~ckin’ joke?
get up and go blow some smoke
somethin’ smells really bad, oh wait, your verse is just f~ckin’ sad
ain’t got no time for this bakwas, too busy just watchin’ disney plus
yo, juneau, don’t you know how to f~ckin’ rap?
one thing’s for sure though, me and your mom made it clap
you and haley better snap the f~ck in before i crack, just lock in
walkin’ in on you guys acting like a bunch of f~cking dumbasses, uh

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