lirik lagu bart baker - the lazy song parody
[chorus]
today, i don’t feel like doing anything (ah~ah~ah, ah~ah~ah)
just wanna jerk in my bed (ah~ah~ah, ah~ah~ah)
don’t feel like picking up my cell
’cause i’ll be jerking off like h~ll
’cause today, i swear, i’m not doing anything
[post~chorus]
just jerking off
[verse 1]
gonna kick my shoes off, then pull down my pants
find some good p~rn, then lube up my hands
hope i don’t get caught by mom again (it’s called “knocking”)
get a text from my dad, in the middle of twerking
put it out my mind, but it really ain’t workin’
now i’m thinking ’bout my f~ckin’ dad (godd~mnit!)
[pre~chorus]
oh~oh, yes, i’m rubbin’
i’m tuggin’, i think i’m ’bout to blast
[chorus]
today, i don’t feel like doing anything (ah~ah~ah, ah~ah~ah)
just wanna jerk in my bed (ah~ah~ah, ah~ah~ah)
don’t feel like picking up my cell
’cause i’ll be jerking off like h~ll
’cause today, i swear, i’m not doing anything
[post~chorus]
just jerking off
ah~ah, ah~ah, ah, ah
just jerking off
ah~ah, ah~ah, ah, ah
[verse 2]
tomorrow, i’ll wake up, get my junk up and stretch
ice it down for a while, then start beating again
and imma scream out, “this is great!” (oh my god, this is great!)
lookin’ at midget p~rn on my father’s pc
better clear the history, or he’ll be p~ssed at me
i’m sorry pops, my wiener just can’t wait (i have a problem)
[pre~chorus]
oh~oh, yes, i’m rubbin’
i’m tuggin’, i think i’m ’bout to blast
[chorus]
today, i don’t feel like doing anything (ah~ah~ah, ah~ah~ah)
just wanna jerk in my bed (ah~ah~ah, ah~ah~ah)
don’t feel like picking up my cell
’cause i’ll be jerking off like h~ll
’cause today, i swear, i’m not doing anything
[post~chorus]
just jerking off
ah~ah, ah~ah, ah, ah
just jerking off
ah~ah, ah~ah, ah, ah
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