lirik lagu awesome sauce llc & the slowpokers - 2 foot 3 foot
[intro]
what the f~ck~
(~coughs~)
ahahahahahaha
what the fu~
aha~ aha~ aha~
ha!
[verse 1: slowpoker #1]
yo, bro, yo, frickin’ short dude
yeah, i bet yo’ mama wishes that she abort you
genes ain’t right, taller if your dad shot more goo
yeah, f~cked up genes, got ’em thinkin’ your parents short too (ayy, yuh)
kiddo look down, give him a hug
why the short face? he look like a pug
making weird sounds, ~hahaha~, shoegaze rug
divorce case, neither wants the kid
“you have to abort it!” “i already did.”
what’s that stench, it smells like sh~t
mythological monster, kinda like a cl~t
[interlude]
uhh, i wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night
hahaha, what the f~ck?
[verse 2: slowpoker #2]
too short to drive a car, he uses stilts to hit the pedals
everything he does, he get partic~p~tion medals
if he forms a sentence, then it’s purely accidental
he wishes he was 6’1, like georg wilhelm friedrich hegel
his mother didn’t notice he came out when he was birthed
wondering what happened, did all his height go to his girth? (girth)
funtimes with chica, cream in his sock, david firth
call him by his name, the f~cking shortest person on earth (short)
go to the garten, you’d fit in with the youngsters
nasty aura, smells like you bathe in a dumpster
vrooooooooommmmmmmm3.8, bro, how could you get any dumber
people thought you were half~asian, but you’re not even half~coloured (whigga)
iq lower than the celsius room temperature
short as f~ck, but we know the doctors won’t attempt to cure
you’ll hear when he found something funny, can’t miss his goofy laugh
you’re the f~cking opposite of a f~cking, f~cking giraffe
hahaha!
[verse 3: slowpoker #3]
we call him weezy, always hawkin’ and coughin’
watchin’ fnaf p~rn, that’s a goon tuah goblin (oh f~ck!)
circus baby, balloon boy, thank you scott cawthon (h~llo)
we don’t give a f~ck about godzilla, stop talkin’
how the f~ck are you so short, it’s like you’re shrinking on the daily (short)
which government is funding hamas? oh! the israeli! (f~ck israel!)
wanna hear my impression of his parents the day he was born?
wait for it
what the f~ck happened to the baby?
hahaha!
[outro: slowpoker #3]
cutie patootie weezy
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