lirik lagu ataliste - eli vance vs wallace breen. epic rap battles of half life
[ intro ~ announcer ]
epic rap battles of half life
eli vance. vs. wallace breen
begin
[ verse 1 ~ eli vance ]
wait a minute, let me get this straight, please stop me if i’m wrong
i’m battling a man who thinks himself a leader, but is just a p~wn
double~crossed humanity for nothing but a job promotion
now you sit in a tower with hands covered in lotion
most hated man on earth, no one ever likes a schemer
you’re a bad boss, bad liar, and a really bad live streamer
get ready for your end because the combine we’re destroying
i’m a resistance general and you’re just generally annoying
[ verse 2 ~ wallace breen ]
welcome eli, welcome to city 17
enjoy your stay, while you hide from this mean breen machine
think your cause is winning? not for much longer i think
so give up this pointless fighting and here, have a little drink
don’t you realize that i’m trying to take humanity to the stars?
you’re taking them to the sewers, while you spit those lame ass bars
destroy the combine? can’t you see that’s a foolish myth?
your story is too predictable, and it starts with…
[ verse 3 ~ eli vance ]
one thing, i don’t know why
this silly little loser even has the sense to try
to take me down. you’re not the first, so get in line and join the club
i’m coming back for half life 3. you’re lucky if you’re coming back a grub
your program is a puppet show every time you’re on screen
puppet of the combine, and his name is wallace breen
i didn’t even vote for you, but i don’t wanna get political
but i just impeached this fool. it’s about to go critical
[ verse 4 ~ wallace breen ]
i’ll send you to another dimension. on your knees, you’ll beg
i’ll chew you up and spit you out like that bullsquid ate your leg
i turned half your army into neutered useless screaming stalkers
it must be rough being so much less lethal than your daughter
i should’ve taken you out as soon as i captured you and had the chance
now if there’s a pain in my neck, it’s either a freeman or a vance
doesn’t matter though, because the universal union is much bigger
i’m humanity’s representative. you’re just a black ni…
[ outro ~ announcer ]
who won?
…uh…
who’s next?
you decide
epic rap battles of half life
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