lirik lagu ashley d hall - phat woody
[intro]
that woody, he is so phat
mmm, he is all that
ya think he would go for me?
i got my heels on, short skirt, h~ll i just got my tits did!
what more could a guy want?!
oh, i forgot to shave… sh~t!
[verse 1]
phat was the man of his time
like a fine steak
he’d be known as a prime rib
gotta know just what you want
or he’ll wipe you down with his lubri~c~nt
phat woody was kind of a bully
always smelled like a stack o’ bologna
a woody his size ain’t no surprise
playin’ tough guy was his disguise
woody just spotted a wh0re
even with it hard pants drop to the floor
“woody, baby, wanna get with me?
rent a hotel and feel my booty?”
woah, woody, control yourself!
d~ck so high, quit ‘hittin’ yourself’
see a woman with her high heels on
got you lookin’ like a d~mn black swan
[chorus]
phat woody
he’s our man, if he can’t do it, no one can
la, la, la, la, la, la, la
p~h~a~t
even though he’s hung like the size of a thumb
all the drunk ladies still wanna get some
la, la, la, la, la, la, la
p~h~a~t
[verse 2]
phat was a sly, fly dude
so sly, get ya and rob yo hood
crack, smack, give his paddy a whack
push it in and lay it like a new kl!ck klack
phat had a lot goin’ on
he could make it last like a marathon
rub his lamp to get a genie
he’ll polka dot your new bikini
woody was a sailor at sea
always lookin’ for the next lady
found her hot lying on the shore
begging phat woody to give her some more
“hey woody, come touch my breast
x marks the spot to my treasure chest”
then the seamen came ashore
woke up with seamen on the floor (good day mate!)
[chorus]
phat woody
he’s our man, if he can’t do it, no one can
la, la, la, la, la, la, la
p~h~a~t
even though he’s hung like the size of a thumb
all the drunk ladies still wanna get some
la, la, la, la, la, la, la
p~h~a~t
[chorus]
phat woody
he’s our man, if he can’t do it, no one can
la, la, la, la, la, la, la
p~h~a~t
even though he’s hung like the size of a thumb
all the drunk ladies still wanna get some
la, la, la, la, la, la, la
p~h~a~t
[bridge]
who’s the man with the no~ball prize?
“phat woody, phat woody!”
who has a meal you can’t supersize?
“phat woody, phat woody!”
who’s the man with the no~ball prize?
“phat woody, phat woody!”
who has a meal you can’t supersize?
“phat woody, phat woody!”
[outro]
la, la, la, la, la, la, la
“phat woody, phat woody!”
la, la, la, la, la, la, la
“phat woody, phat woody!”
la, la, la, la, la, la, la
“phat woody, phat woody!”
la, la, la, la, la, la, la
“phat woody, phat woody!”
la, la, la, la, la, la, la
la, la, la, la, la, la, la…
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