lirik lagu aristotle (rap) - visiting australia (skit)
[skit: ken kaniff, clint dogg, stylus]
“phone rining”
ohh yeah, f~ck yeah
h~llo?
hey there c~ckboy
hey what’s up?
who am i speaking to?
this is clinton
who?
this is clinton
um sorry come again
this is clint dogg
mhm yeah f~ck yeah remember me? ken kaniff
hey what’s up!
my c~ck, you want my c~ck clint dogg
yeah
well d~ck muncher i’m coming back to australia to visit
are you coming to pick me up from the airport?
i don’t know
come on, you want me to l!ck your ass, clint dogg?
insert my c~ck in your mouth
yeah
mhm well you’re gonna have to pick me up from the airport
if you want me that bad, so what do you say clint?
yeah
okay then c~ckboy
i’ll see you at 4:30 p.m
don’t forget to bring stylus and the video camera
i’ll see you then c~ckboy
see ya
good evening flight passengers
oh yeah party time, f~ck yeah
i wanna meet that steve irwin character
only he’d know how a kangaroo roots
i wanna get f~cked by a kangaroo
oh yeah, f~ck yeah, oh yeah you silly kangaroo
good aye mate, welcome to australia
get out there and grab some stubbies and grab a vb
get on the fish and drink lots of beer, have a good time
man, get out, just move man
just get out of my way
look man i don’t need some [?]
just man just f~ck off man just move
there you are man
where you been i’ve been looking everywhere
you ready to go, did you bring everything?
do you got the video camera?
yeah
well let’s go then
~driving~
excuse me, we’d like to book a motel room for three people
credit card or cash?
we’re kinda low on cash
but i’m happy to suck your c~ck
guess what guys i got the room for the weekend
here’s your keys and your room number
enjoy your stay at the hilton hotel
if you need anything just page me
my name is third
oh we’re finally here
clint unlock the door
let’s get dirty, clint is the tripod camera working?
yeah
lets do it, hit the music style ass
ohhhh yeah
oh f~ck yeahhh
oh give it back
oh stylus
oh take it out take it out
give it to clint dogg
oh clint dogg
oh clint dogg
oh clint dogg
now sit on it
f~ck me like a kangaroo
oh you silly kangaroo
do it skippy style
now say my name
stylus
oh stylus
what? you want stylus you can have stylus
give me my d~ck back
screw you guys i’m going home
oh wait ken!
nice going clint dogg!
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