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lirik lagu aristotle (rap) - vato (grunts and groans)

[intro: ken kaniff & mexican guy]
what are you doing here vato?
vato, what the f~ck is a vato?
i’m just an american man, people like you, f~ck my whole sh~t up

[verse 1: ken kaniff]
i’m in to 1, 20 miles south of the border
with no cash, nothing but a dollar and a quarter
i spent my last 20 on the sl~t at the bar
and now she’s sitting shotgun, waiting for me in the car
she’s five foot three with a face to match
already sucked my snake and i ain’t tasting sn~tch
now there’s one thing left before i leave this country
i need a bag of rubbers so this chick can f~ck me
so i’m looking for a rubber when i see this pharmacy
they sells soda, chips, and drugs for diarrhea
can i help you?
this dude says back bеhind the counter
yeah i need a condom ribbеd and rounded
me no habla engles
what the f~ck?
i just need a bag of condoms yo, i’ll give you a buck
said “i need a bag of condoms go, i’ll give you a buck”
that’s what i said to him
no comprende
he responded, and i don’t speak spanish, so to me he’s being honest
i guess i’ll have to use body language to talk
so i stuttered my step and started switching my walk
[chrous: ken kaniff]
it kind of sucks when you don’t speak my language
that goes to friends, and enemies, and all the people i hang with
if you can’t communicate you end up alone, and then you turn into me, nothing but grunts and groans
it kind of sucks when you don’t speak my language
that goes to friends, and enemies, and all the people i hang with
if you can’t communicate you end up alone, and then you turn into me, nothing but grunts and groans

[verse 2: ken kaniff]
back to the story ’bout the condoms, how i copped em
i had an idea, unbuckled my pants and dropped ’em
i stepped to the counter, all h~lla lookin’ goofy though
foreign language
whatever homes slice and i whipped out my d~ck
it’s kind of big and very long so i’m proud of it
foreign language
i know it’s pretty [?], but it’s nothing to be scared of
i put my c~ck on the counter and slit him a buck
“i need a bag of condoms” what i shouted and such
i [?] with my d~ck, and a dollar on the table
he’d understand what i meant and be willing to [?]
to give me what i need, but he still didn’t get it
forget it, and all of a sudden he touched my head with his hand, his finger, and pointed down at the counter, he started speaking english articulate well rounded
hahahahaha!
he laughed and then he hollered
my d~ck’s bigger than yours, i win the dollar
d~mn, kaniff steady played by a vato
vato? i’m a cable guy from colorado
[chrous: ken kaniff]
it kind of sucks when you don’t speak my language
that goes to friends, and enemies, and all the people i hang with
if you can’t communicate you end up alone, and then you turn into me, nothing but grunts and groans
it kind of sucks when you don’t speak my language
that goes to friends, and enemies, and all the people i hang with
if you can’t communicate you end up alone, and then you turn into me, nothing but grunts and groans

[outro: ken kaniff]
grunts and groans
oh man
coming back on road sixty~six
all the way back up to harvard
check out a nice american with blonde hair
take her to my pad you know the deal

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