lirik lagu apple nasty - i like 'em beer cans
[intro]
does that- does that bong even work?
[verse 1]
when i’m at home feelin’ less than a man
lubin’ up my hand
i run to the fridge and grab an empty beer can
i get it hard and i whip it out
it’s pretty short and stout
i stick it in and it cuts me to ribbons
[refrain]
’cause i like
to have s-x
with beer cans
[verse 2]
budweiser’s the best ’cause they got that wide mouth thing (wide mouth thing)
coors is ok but it tends to slice up my dingaling (my dingaling)
i like to stroke it while thinking about
keith stone (keith stone)
oh yeah and
boston lager gives me a bone
[chorus]
i like ’em beer cans
i like ’em beer cans
i like ’em beer cans
wah
i like ’em beer cans
(i like ’em beer cans)
i like ’em beer cans ’cause they’re better than my hand, oh yeah
(left hand jack)
[verse 3]
left hand jack
i dive in my beer when it’s half full
and i cut my p-ck-r
yes i’m a fool, oh yeah
(oh yeah)
beat my c-ck with aluminum, oh man
i sit there and i twiddle my thumb up my -ss
(with a beer can)
all up in my -ss
strokin’ with a beer can in my -ss
stroke my c-ck, now
aluminuminum
aluminuminumanumanumanuma…
c-ck, cuck, cuck, cuck in a can
c-ck c-ck c-ck c-ck – my c-ck is in a can
[chorus]
it’s better than my hand
it’s sharper than my hand
it’s better for my gland
nuts in my hand
[outro]
my grandma has a big d-ck
and she likes it
embedded in a can
(aw yeah)
motherf-cker
b-tch–ss n-gga
punk–ss n-gga
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