lirik lagu annoying orange, daneboe - alpaca rap!
[intro: orange]
ask and ask and ask and ye shall receive, fruit lovers!
i’m annoying orange, and this is the alpaca rap!
[chorus: orange]
people always saying that alpacas are whack~a!
but say that to my face and i’ll give you a smack~a!
alpacas get a bad rap
i’m bringing ’em back~a
a pack of alpacas?
alpacas, attack~a!
[verse 1: orange]
don’t call ’em llamas!
don’t call ’em camels!
alpacas are the greatest thing that happen to mammals! (woo!)
respect the long neck
give a shout to the snout
alpaca appreciation’s what i’m talking about!
cuz…
[chorus: orange]
people always saying that alpacas are whack~a!
but say that to my face and i’ll give you a smack~a!
alpacas get a bad rap
i’m bringing ’em back~a
a pack of alpacas?
alpacas, attack~a!
[bridge: pear]
alright, alright i’ll admit it. alpacas are ok. but they’re not the best animal out there. heck, they’re not even the best animal in their own family! check it out!
[chorus 2: pear]
people always telling me that llamas are drama!
but llamas are the bomb
yeah so face it you’re wrong~a!
guam, vietnam, all the way to bahamas
mommas go bananas for some llama pajamas!
[verse 2: pear]
pack animals, they be packing a punch
they’re better than alpacas
you can call it a hunch (yeah)
llama, llama, llama’s just too fun to say
if you say they’re double l
they will spit in your face!
cuz…
[chorus 2: pear]
people always telling me that llamas are drama!
but llamas are the bomb!
yeah so face it you’re wrong~a!
guam, vietnam, all the way to bahamas
mommas go bananas for some llama pajamas!
[bridge 2: apple]
okay, hold it. if we’re crowning the best animal around, keep in mind that great things sometimes come in small packages. here’s what i’m talking about!
[chorus 3: apple]
people always telling me that dik~diks are dipsticks
but dik~diks are my pick~pick
cause dik~diks are wicked sick
enjoying your picnic?
applying some lipstick?
say frick about my dik~dik
and you’ll get a swift kick!
[verse 3: apple]
african heat?
dik~dik handles it fine
so dik~dik can surely handle
handle weak rhymes
dik~dik don’t sweat sweat
dik~dik don’t drink drink
try your worst worst
cuz the dik dik don’t blink blink!
(yeah!)
[chorus 3: apple]
people always telling me that dik~diks are dipsticks
but dik~diks are my pick~pick
cause dik~diks are wicked sick
enjoying your picnic?
applying some lipstick?
say frick about my dik~dik
and you’ll get a swift kick!
[bridge 3: grapefruit]
alright everybody listen up! i got an animal that’s gonna blow all of your animals out of the water, okay? it… uh… ok honestly i don’t know about this one but if i don’t stick to the script, i don’t get paid, so… here goes nothing
[chorus 4: grapefruit]
people thinkin’ no respect is owed to the h~rny toad
never walked that h~rny road or lived by the h~rny code
you dissin’ the h~rny toad?
it’s about to get stormy, bro!
just listen to my h~rny flow!
i’m entering the h~rny mode!
[bridge 4: grapefruit, apple, pear, orange]
grapefruit: uhh, guys, i can’t. i mean seriously, how am i supposed to rap about the h~rny toad like this with a straight face?
apple: hey, i got “dik dik”. i’m happy to trade
grapefruit: i’m entering “h~rny mode”? i mean, come on! my mom’s gonna watch this!
pear: dude, if you want the paycheck, finish the verse!
orange: them’s the rules
grapefruit: uhh fine
[chorus 4: grapefruit]
people thinkin’ no respect is owed to the h~rny toad
never walked that h~rny road or lived by the h~rny code
you dissin’ the h~rny toad?
it’s about to get stormy, bro!
just listen to my h~rny flow!
i’m entering the h~rny mode!
[refrain: orange, pear, apple, grapefruit]
[part of chorus: orange]
people always saying that alpacas are whack~a!
but say that to my face and i’ll give you a smack~a!
[part of chorus 2: pear]
guam, vietnam, all the way to bahamas
mommas go bananas for some llama pajamas!
[part of chorus 3: apple]
people always telling me that dik~diks are dipsticks
but dik~diks are my pick~pick
cause dik~diks are wicked sick
[part of chorus 4: grapefruit]
you dissin’ the h~rny toad?
it’s about to get stormy, bro!
just listen to my h~rny flow!
i’m entering the h~rny mode!
[outro: orange, grapefruit, everyone but grapefruit]
orange: oh no! look out, everyone! grapefruit’s entering “h~rny mode”!
everyone but grapefruit: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
grapefruit: i hate you guys
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